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SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

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I just wish my best friend would fucking communicate with me because I’m feeling hella alone right now

“Sometimes, I just need to be told that I’m not as bad as I think I am.”

— @cut-and-puff

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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

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Basorexia…

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I felt that

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Spread lies about me, enjoy losing your Twitch stream.

So this happened about two years ago now. I had a roommate, that was a huge leach, and thought she could get anything she wanted by batting her eyelashes and smiling. Context, i’m a Male.

We honestly got along for the most part, but had very different ideas of what is “fun” except video games. Since I worked nights at the time and she worked days, I linked her computer to my steam account via “Family Sharing” feature, so she could play my games while I was at work. This wasn’t an issue until I got off nights and I found she had started a stream on twitch and was using my steam library, and the agreement was that I got priority on the games if I wanted to play. She was a bit upset because this would mean that her streams would be cut short, even though I told her she could just buy the game herself and play on her account, but she didn’t like the idea of losing all her progress.

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Ultimate Disney Meme - 2/20 Movies - Hercules (1997)

For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. 

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For whatever you’ve done or whoever you’ve been in your past, you are here now. Forgive yourself for anything and everything. It’s the first step in healing. If you forgive yourself, you will be okay.

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Dying of laughter is overdosing on the world’s best medicine.

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No shiiit

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Tim did WHAT to a cat?

When I was 16, a guy in my chemistry class (in the year above and a bit of a gossiper) was telling a bunch of people that I’d slept with some guy also in the year above. It was untrue, so when I found out, I calmly told him that it wasn’t true and that I’d appreciate it if he stopped saying it to people.

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