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Illuminated gravestones at a cemetery in Hafnarfjörour, Iceland

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Museum of witchcraft 74

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Barbie, The Plastic Religion by Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini (2014)

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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~ Ocean Vuong, On Earth We Are Briefly Gorgeous

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why r the beloved "morally gray" male characters of fandoms always like this is baby killer john he loves killing babies for fun and the fandom is like omg baby killer johnnn 😍😍😍 but a morally gray female character is like heres a traumatized teen girl thats meant to be deeply flawed and wrong at times but also went thru a lot and is meant to be sympathetic and nuanced and the fandom is like SHE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOWWWW !!!!!!!!

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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I think often if the time I was working for a state forest overwinter and my roommate and I were the only people living in a 12-bedroom bunkhouse in the forest so one day her friend asked of she could do some sort of volunteer work in and live there for the winter. the friend was a wildland firefighter and it’s a travesty that the most people fighting wildfires in this country are only seasonally employed, unhoused most of the year, and don’t even get health insurance. Genuinely it’ll give me an ulcer if I think too much about it.

We contacted our supervisor who told us there was no volunteer work that qualified for housing but when he found out she fights fires in the forest we were managing, I guess he reasoned that she sort of worked there anyway, so he said, “just don’t make it obvious.”

So she lived there all winter & one day one of the forest rangers in charge of our housing came to do her annual inspection and she walked in, saw three bedrooms occupied when there should have only been two, and as she stood there looking at the bedrooms, my coworker confidently said, “I have a lot of stuff.”

The ranger raised her eyebrows at the two bedrooms located beside each other, and said, “I can see that.”

She left after the inspection and we assumed she was vaguely in-the-know and chose not to bust us, but the next month I was out for drinks with another ranger and he said, “Does [coworker] really have so much stuff she took up two rooms?? How did she fit all that in her car?”

Apparently, the first ranger took us at face value.

I said, “Yeah, she must be really good at packing.”

He said, “[Ranger 1] told me two beds were made. She’s sleeping in two beds?”

I said, “Yeah, she likes switching beds to shake it up. It got really quiet over the winter.”

He sipped his beer very thoughtfully and said, “Huh. Not a bad idea.”

In a way that sounded like he probably went home and tried that out.

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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

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great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!