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Scuttles into a pet store with no money

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Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?

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eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

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yes, I’m a gamer

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How resourceful

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concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

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She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

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Bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks to construct elaborate spiral log cabins to live in. (Source)

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yooo pass this along

but remember that plan b is an emergency contraceptive so avoid it if you can!