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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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but will they talk about football

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Heath and Hyperion taking a nap!

From: DewaTo: Pat

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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state fair lemonade will save me from scurvy

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My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

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With the approaching opening of the Rafah crossing and the occupier allowing travel soon, I may be able to get my family out. Your support now is very important to get them out. Your previous support helped me keep my family alive and provide them with the necessities of life and food.

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next white Claude I see on the timeline I’m blocking everyone who reblogged it

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The Police's True Function On Full Display As Amazon Workers Begin Strik...

It's ironic how police think they need a union but nobody else should have one.

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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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i think it’s a shame that in the process of “a million dollars but you have an immortal snail following you that will kill you if it touches you” becoming a mainstream concept we’ve lost part of the original prompt, which is that the snail receives a million dollars as well

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on their clit like morse code