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welcome to the store we got blades and sprayable deer piss

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Adventure Log:  Beginning

Gorarath and Oric are sent to capture the Trollfen staff for the dwarf King Alof to control the Orcs terrorizing his kingdom.  They are guided by Barry Bluejeans.  They almost get killed by blind spiders and camp in a nearby grassy knoll.  

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I love you, random guy from the 5e Facebook group, and I love your homemade purple worm too.

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The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

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NPC - Akta Skamos

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Ashley Himdel - NPC

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NPC - Belinda Huemont

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Immeral Mindarthis

Played by:  Sherwood

Level 5

Race:  Eladrin

Class:  Wizard (control)

Alignment:  Chaotic neutral

Physical description:  Male, long white hair, senior, dark eyes, fair, 6 feet tall and 155lbs.   Carrying a lot of shit always.  

Current Possessions (pre-campaign):  

Dagger (damage 1d5 - +3 proficiency - 5/10 range) 3lbs

Long spear (damage 1d10 - +2 proficiency) 10lbs

Backpack

Sunrod

20 day’s worth rations

Waterskin

Sewing needle

Sealing wax

Ring

Spellbook

Ink well and pen

Grappling hook

Hammer 

Magnifying glass

Silk rope (50 ft)

Mirror

Bedroll

Scale

FEATS:

Durable:  Increases number of healing surges by 2.  

Eladrin Soldier:  Gains proficiency with all spears and a +2 feat bonus to all damage rolls with longswords and all spears.  

Expanded Spellbook:  Choose one daily wizard attack spell of every level you know. Add this spell to your spellbook. Each time you gain a new level of daily wizard attack spells, you learn one extra spell of that level (in other words, add three spells to your spellbook instead of only two). This feat doesn't change then number of daily attack spells you can prepare each day.

CLASS FEATURES:  

At Will:  Magic Missile - Scorching Burst 

Encounter:  Burning Hands - Force Orb - Fire Shroud - Fey Step

Daily:  Sleep - Bigby’s Icy Grasp - Web

Utility:  Expeditious Retreat

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Get naked.

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I like the idea that sorcerers think wizards are nerds

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Soveliss power index

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Soveliss

Played By:  Nick

Current Level:  5

Race:  Eladrin

Class:  Rogue, artful dodger

Alignment:  Chaotic Good

Physical description:  Male, 100 years old, 5′3′’ and 125 pounds.  He is short for an Eladrin, and quite lean (although very fit - he has to be to do what he does).  His hair is white, his eyes are violet, and he is very pale.  He comes from a family of rogues.  Wears leather armor.    

Current possessions (pre-campaign):  

3 daggers (damage 1d5 - +3 proficiency - 5/10 range) 3lbs

10 shuriken (damage 1d4 - +3 proficiency - 6/12 range - +1 to attack rolls) 5lbs

Thieve’s Tools (+2 to thievery checks to open lock or disarm trap) 1lb

Backpack 2lbs

Bedroll 5lbs

Flint and steel

10 days rations 10lbs

Hemp rope (50ft) 10lbs

Waterskin 4lbs

Vials of neurotoxins (snake) to use with his weaponry or however he sees fit. 1lb

FEATS:

Sure Climber:  Successful athletics check will allow you to climb at your regular speed rather than half speed, +1 to athletics 

Press the Advantage:  Retain combat advantage with a critical hit

Combat Reflexes:  +1 to opportunity attacks     

Class Features:  

Sneak Attack:  Once per round - if you have combat advantage - an attack you make deals an extra +2d6 of damage.  (increases every ten levels)

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Starting a new campaign!  Nearly every has finished making their characters and I’ve spent quite a bit of time making this campaign.  I’m very excited!

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Executioner sword with inscription:  Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.

Germany, 1600s

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tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that

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Backstory:  GORARATH

Brain Storm Session 1:  

Mercenary - solo dolo - indulgence = angry music (?) - dispenses justice ($$)

Childhood:  

Hatched in “middle class” small settlement of Mavagav nestled in a northern valley near the Ovidyas Mountains (bleed into it).  When he was 12 he had to trek in the nearby mountainous woods to prove that GORARATH had the honor of a dragonborn (cultural thing).  “When yo gizzard drops” you must survive for 3 days alone in the woods to prove your honor.  

Found stream and followed “that shit” east bringing him further into the Ovidyas Mountains.  He came across much more urban areas with bigger populations (of mostly dwarves and humans).  

On his trek he meets a person who ends up being his mentor.  A Tauren who he found “white knighting” by killing a rapist - turns out this Tauren was a vigilante.  Petou was their name.  Petou was really artful about their killing because they were “making a point man, you know dude?”  

Gorarath returned after his 3 day trek and started to regularly visit Petou in whatever local town or village they were in.  Sometimes they’d kill jerks, mostly they just walked around and talked deep shit. Anyways, they ended up traveling together, doing their vigilante thing.  During this time GORARATH kind of cared about the lawfulness of what they were doing but also indifferent.  

A person (dwarf?) is following them and their string of artful deaths from village to village and doesn’t like what they are doing.  That person has the whole “who are you to decide who gets to die” and decides it is their job to “end their TIRADE OF DEATH.”  

Basically this person ends up killing Petou in a way GORARATH found distasteful.  It was sloppy and not elegant like their killings.  Maybe a shitty one sided knife fight (Petou has no knife).  GORARATH “ripped that muthfucka apart.”  Felt this was justified - dwarf’s life not worth living.

GORARATH grows pretty bitter after this (25yrs) and returns to his home village.  He’s very changed and every is surprised.  He talks to an elder and finds out about/treks to a different dragonborn settlement in the western desert wastes of Elyasia.  In this culture killing is considered much more honorable.  They also took sand baths, wear little armor (because their scales are tougher due to the environment).  GORARATH is not fond of this settlement’s environment and some of their practices (see dirt bath) and appreciates the culture and learns a lot.  

GORARATH gets their gizzard pierced here.  This place has lots of physical variation such as “lizardy fans and stuff.”  GORARATH ends up creating a fusion fighting style of what Petou taught them (which is about brute force) and this dragonborn culture’s which is more about strategy and movement/intimidation. 

Lived there as an experience to learn and grow as a dragonborn and figure out what honor TRULY is.  Common acceptance of world curse and pity travelers and merchants that never return from the desert.  As a ritual to keep the curse out of their settlement these dragonborns trek to the shore twice a year on the equinoxes and take memorabilia to the ocean where they bury it in the sand on the shore.  

Returned to hometown after getting news of a sickness that infected both their parents.  By the time they returned it was too late and both had passed along with many of the villagers.  GORARATH decides to stay and is tattooed as a mark of elevated status in the settlement.  This is when they quit being a mercenary and just sort of sells DANK ASS DRAGONBORN WEED along with keeping the settlement safe and running smoothly.  Making sure they have access to food and medical care, as well as serving as a diplomat on the settlements behalf.  

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Doesn’t hold grudge against dwarves, but views them as somewhat lesser beings.  No respect unless earned.  Must prove their honor.  Thinks of them as dishonorable.  

Fights when:  implied that they aren’t elegant or honorable.  

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Mannerisms:  tail swisher, great fashion skills