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So the thing is, right? The thing is that i saw this beautiful loustat fanart based on this photo and I wanted to recreate it with Armand and Daniel.

But then @molgars decided to just take me out back and shoot me by writing the horniest, most unhinged fic ever too, so... you know. Here we are.

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dom bottom armand x sub top daniel but specifically armand getting super insecure n needy afterwards & daniel being like no no babe i really liked it when you tied me up shoved a vibrating butt plug up my ass & fucked my face til i started choking & crying & almost passed out. what do you mean the slapping me on the face while you rode me was my favorite part.

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starting a collection. please add on

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puppyboy molloy like if you agree

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what kinda interview is that 🤨

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

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I love u trans ppl. Kisses u

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Guyssss drawing that evil twink literally rebooted my art style and made me understand rendering in a new way

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While U was voting for president I was at home jerking off face down on my bed

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Astarion/Tav (Baldur’s Gate) Characters: Hope Ironwood, Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Astarion (Baldur’s Gate) Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Consent, Strap-on blow jobs, Strap-Ons, Pegging, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Post-Quest: The Pale Elf | Astarion’s Companion Quest (Baldur’s Gate), AFAB Tav (Baldur’s Gate), She/Her and They/Them Pronouns for Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Service Top Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Power Bottom Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Brat Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Voice Kink, Biting, Size Kink, Love Bites, Sex Magic, strap on worship, Soft Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Soft Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Soft Dom Tav (Baldur’s Gate), an obscene amount of pet names, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Like So Many Feelings, I Can’t Believe I Wrote This, the softest thing I’ve ever written and also the longest, Multiple Orgasms Summary:

“I take the sweet part back. You’re a godsdamn brat”

“You love it,” Astarion teases, grin widening “You love me”

“Fuck off” Hope laughs, no malice in their words.

“I would” he hums, tracing the shell of her ear, “but I really don’t think you want me to”

Or, My tav’s strap game is amazing and I want that twink obliterated (and seen and loved and cherished etc.)

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Because the original post is long and made of pictures instead of links, ive re-transcribed it and removed the non-resource and non-working links-

camelcamelcamel - shows amazon price history and gives an alert when the price drops

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner - Profane recipe suggestion generator 

accountkiller - shows you how to delete social media accounts forever

skyscanner - lets you search flights by date, price, and budget

downforeveryoneorjustme - tells you if a site is down or not

printfriendly - makes any website print-friendly

chessacademy - teaches you how to play chess

typehere.co - can leave typing here and come back later

rasterbator.net - make a printable poster out of any image

gutenberg.org - free e-books

spreeder - improve your reading speed and comprehension

infinitejuke - loops a song indefinitely

myfridgefood - tells you what you can make based on the ingredients you have

asoftmurmur - ambient noise

ripetrack - tells you when your favorite produce is in season

manualslib - pdf library of user manuals

wolframalpha - computational knowledge engine, solves problems for you

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"careful old man," (condescending) "don't break a hip" (desperate to fuck the dilf within an inch of his life)

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i think if i was a fictional man people would always be drawing me fucking monsters. im not really a monsterfucker myself but im saying im the type of guy who people would probably draw being railed by werewolves. do you get me

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suckin titties not even sexual to me i’ll just do it for the love of the game

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