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it's kinda funny how quickly some of yall pull out "you still live with your parents/are unemployed/etc" as an insult while calling yourselves communists or anarchists tbh

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ahhh i forgot to do my year summary for future me!

since my last birthday i:

got married

went on honeymoon

visited nine countries across three continents

went to the southern hemisphere for the first time

got my first binder

got my precious baby hamster son

got a new job with a >£7k raise

completed a project that 7 other project managers failed to deliver

started my pm qualification (exam in a couple of weeks)

had a lovely day in the d’Orsay for for my birthday

(it’s actually insane that im solidly into my 30s now)

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had a lovely day in the d’Orsay for for my birthday

(it’s actually insane that im solidly into my 30s now)

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happy birthday em!! wishing this new year of your life is full of joy and happiness and good food 🧡🫶🏼🎁

thank you, francesca!!! 💛

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it’s my birthday so time to have an existential crisis while having a nice little parisian trip ♏️🎂🇫🇷

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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

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Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?

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protocol #1 is to Live

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adding @tls123 tags 🩷

*gritting my teeth* the only way out is through and by god im taking all of you with me

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you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will

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i am such a flint apologist. there is not a single second of four entire seasons that i’m not fully and entirely on his side. he did nothing wrong. not a single thing.

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"you're so friendly" "you're easy to talk to"

I'm literally vampire luring you. You're getting blood sucked in twelve minutes

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wheres seasons greasons

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?