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Congratulations to everyone who decided to do the annual January Challenge this year: successfully getting through every single day of January.
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went to visit an old friend in sheffield to celebrate chinese new year and had so much fun
新年快乐。年年有余。
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omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only
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i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!
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#people really don’t like Em being a complete name#so they just invent names for me#or people think the letter ‘M’#which is understandable but no im not some sort of Bond character#and now ive double barrelled with my wife’s surname#people really wanna but an extra ‘L’ in it even when specified it’s one L
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there’s left over pizza and cold beer in the fridge but i have to wait for my wife to come back from work first and truly no one has known suffering like me
#the good thing about working at the same museum#is that i can use teams to message her telling her to sack off early#and she’ll see it even if she’s in meetings all day
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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
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ok mutuals and followers, line up
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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go
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