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Alt health clowns: all doctors just diagnose whatever fake diseases they need to push evil toxic pills!!!
Actual doctors: wow sorry to hear that your bones dissolved and your eyes flew out and exploded and all your skin fell off, try drinking more water and sleeping better and if the pain gets worse in 6 months we'll do some tests to see if you deserve a aspirin
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women with god complexes are so annoying. you'll say "oh my god" at something and they'll go "yes?" and then you have to pretend you don't wanna kneel in worship then & there
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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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asking "wait so what do you think I'm saying" mid-disagreement will replenish years of your life actually
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Being a powerful necromancer in the crossroads of the underworld has its perks, but it can be tedious after a century or two. Ziana was ready to spend some time with the living.
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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
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"Good Morning, Rose"
My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!
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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
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