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Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

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Where my freaks at?

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hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

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Wait that shit that pissed me off to the point of blocking a long time mutual on sight made me realize that americans posting on this site essentially view voting as the dumbest possible version of the trolley problem

Your country has 2 parties. 2 tracks. One of them has 5 people tied down onto the tracks by force and the other has 1 guy sitting on the tracks with his headphones on. You as a group of 100 spectators can vote on what the engineer will do: either he does nothing and the train continues on its path towards the guy with his headphones on, or it diverts down to the track with 5 people tied to it.

You know for a fact that almost half of this crowd will vote to divert the train and will not hesitate to do so.

Instead of voting to keep it on track and wave to the guy with his headphones on to turn around, you make a big show of angrily huffing and ripping your ballot apart, saying that if you vote at all you are a complicit bootlicker responsible for headphone-guy's death. You run around to as many other people as possible telling them that if they participate in this they will be responsible for his death too. You succeed in convincing 10 people not to vote at all, and walk away with a morally superior feeling.

The trolley gets diverted and runs over the 5 people tied to the tracks by force, but hey, that wasn't YOUR fault! In fact you stuck it to the man!

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the difference between the mountain goats and they might be giants is that you'll hear a tmg song that sounds like absolute nonsense and look up the lyrics and the annotations are like "oh actually this is a reference to the canterbury tales and also a metal band that existed for one month in 1996 and played three shows ever and all existing tapes of their debut album were melted down into glue 20 years ago" vs you'll hear a tmbg song that sounds like absolute nonsense and look up the lyrics and the annotations quote an interview with the johns where they're like "if you even think about interpreting this song we'll come to your house and kill you"

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It's very important that you know that we engage in only the finest and highest-brow discussions on the NerdyKeppie work Discord.

Also it took Spider like 10 minutes to draw the Angry Eyebrows on Luther

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I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit

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