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sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

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(...look, I'm just gonna keep making these until It Happens.)

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ekko arcane was the reason jayvik got to have their tragic yaoi ending together AND caitvi got to be lesbian cops together and yet ekko gets NOTHING in return. justice for my boy savior

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i'm making a collection

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the way theres now two chairs in this room because Vi is there now is making me INSANE

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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The Threads AAA fandom is killing me (apologies to whoever made the post that inspired this exchange. Let me know, and I’ll credit you!)

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It does seem a little off that all the Animorphs are like “I can’t tell you anything specific about us, not even our last names. But also Marco’s mom is Visser 1. Don’t reverse engineer that.”

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What a ride, Caitlyn stans!

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was playing "fetch" with the ocean today by tossing stones into it and watching them wash back up with the tide a few meters away, and it got me thinking about grief and the things we carry with us even after we lose them

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loved the ambessa vs mel and cait fight scene because it was just caitlyn acting like a human chewtoy the entire time, like girlypop was out there in a worse condition she's ever been, eyes still red from the gases cant see shit, probably concussion from getting knocked out with a rifle, dagger still in her fucking guts ambessa absolutely ragdolling her around the whole time but she still kept getting up every time to be annoying just a little longer and get ambessa's gay little magic bracelet off. queen. also whats wrong with you

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He implies she's worth building something new with, next thing we know he's wearing a more revealing outfit with her signature X doodled all over his body. Good for him!

Also, between this scene and the moment they show up in battle, they've apparently had the time to: - turn her entire lab/hideout into a blimp - cover the whole thing in giant tags of the firelights symbol, her cloud tatoos, and more - rebuild pow pow and fishbones, which were very much broken in act 2 - rally the firelights - cut and dye her hair - crop his top - pierce his ears - sew her a shark hoodie - cover her entire body in crayon drawings - accessorize their outfits - again, turn her lair, a giant airshaft, into a functional blimp

Maybe Ambessa gave her entire army the week off before battle. Maybe Jinx and Ekko were on unfathomable amounts of cocaine. We'll never know

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it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

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The Wolf of Walgreens

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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock