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someone's gotta make sure you're taking care of yourself. i'm gonna watch over you as much as i can.

@cowbcyshit Thanks for staying with me! You're the best! 💕

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you've had a pretty damn big portion of it. you're not tired of it yet?

@cowbcyshit Thanks for staying with me! You're the best! 💕

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and that's why i'm here. can't handle thinking about you sitting here alone. i'm just gonna follow you around.

@cowbcyshit Thanks for staying with me! You're the best! 💕

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you don't have to thank me for that. you'd do the same for me.

@cowbcyshit Thanks for staying with me! You're the best! 💕

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you always know how to cheer me up. not too bad for getting put through a windshield. how about you?

Good morning, everyone! 🥱

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...new boots?

you buying me something nice?

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i'm sure you hear it plenty but you're welcome anyway

i think it looks good, you got the face and...everything else for it. lucky as hell.

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...that's a little better.

Good morning, everyone! 🥱

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i can think of a few things right off the top of my head that you'd probably love.

happy birthday you handsome son of a bitch @certifiablymox

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like i ever want to escape.

i am volunteering myself as professional babysitter to all babies and pets at dynamite this week. hand 'em over. now.

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i don't know yet but i'm sure i could figure something out.

happy birthday you handsome son of a bitch @certifiablymox

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sometimes you need to spend a day or two in bed. or 5.

my first day off this week is gettin' spent in my bed. i'm too sore to even wanna get up and do anythin'.

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you buying me something nice?

Bored, awake and online shopping, is how my days going.

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nah you're safe. you're one of the good ones, you're not on my list.

howdy assholes.

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well when i see you i'll make sure we do something to celebrate.

happy birthday you handsome son of a bitch @certifiablymox

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is that all i'm good for??

Good morning, everyone! 🥱

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you better stick around and keep me company.

Good morning, everyone! 🥱