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dumb surfer is giving me his cash — won a bet for fifty and now i need a slash — man this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash! skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash he came — across the back of a bureaucratic stash — shot the lot for credit and never got it back !! he's mashed, i'm mashed, we're mashed that cat got slashed in half like that
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covsteau-blog · 6 years ago
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ALRIGHT, i’m going to go ahead and message all the people that liked cain’s intro. and i wish i could post an open starter already to get some threads going but i should abide by the rules like the goody two-shoes i really am. anyway, expect a message soon-ish ! and if you need me i’ll be on for a couple of hours, hmu.
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covsteau-blog · 6 years ago
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❛  ✧ —– ⁧ it’s another day for new yorker, cain cousteau.  paparazzi spotted the timothée chalamet lookalike strolling down broadway street in black givenchy sneakers, a fabulous choice. according to tmz , you just had your twenty-third birthday bash. during the twenty-three years of living in the city, you’ve gained a reputation for being pretentious, but don’t stress, being extremely driven can make up for it.  (  cismale  &  he / him )  +  ( latte, 21, they / them, est. ) 
hello everyone ! before i get into cain here, i wanted to introduce myself first. call me latte, twenty-one year old that, funnily enough, actually lives in new york and is proud of the fact. not to gloat but i’m the best person to watch psychological thrillers with and, most importantly, i’m down to plot ! please, like this post if you’re interested. now enough about me, let’s dive into cain, my smartass baby who’s about to rock your muse’s world.
full name : cain quill cousteau.
nicknames : cc, cookie.
age : twenty-three.
identifier : the know-it-all.
sexuality & status : bisexual, single.
hogwarts house : gryffindor.
theme song : dum surfer - king krule.
# CHAPTER ONE ;
tw : drug abuse.
born in a large family of actors and actresses. worked since cain was a baby and was part of that iconic cocoa puffs commercial that people keep mentioning the first time they see him. yes, that was him for the 1000th time.
was a brat / still a brat to his family. is probably the second most ‘controversial’ other than his older brother who’s, let’s just say, a regular at the red district and patron of the dark web.
has a problem with hard drugs, cocaine specifically, and gets his brother to get it for him. uses most of his allowance on it.
he quit acting fairly young and now his family lowkey hates him for ruining the family’s legacy. he doesn’t care, he doesn’t want to be apart of something so predetermined.
went to high school in france and found his love for writing there. his family doesn’t get it but he’s used to being the black sheep anyway. was pretty popular back then.
just graduated with bachelors at nyu as a classic literature major. has ghostwritten one or two novels to get the payroll going for his apartment but other than that nothing too life changing.
has lived in new york since forever but traveled like every other rich kid. actually pretty good at learning languages. with french, italian, german, spanish, portuguese, and greek under his belt. if he wasn’t super interested in being a novelist, he’d be a language professor.
currently lives in a penthouse near 59th with a roommate - as a protest against social construct or something. he actually just wants to get away from his family who are still paying for his apartment. nevertheless, he’s working to repay them. he currently works as a receptionist for an art gallery and it pays, just not enough for his half of the penthouse yet.
# CHAPTER TWO ;
cain is pretty darn smart and far too tidy for anyone’s good. but don’t let that facade fool you as he’s super impulsive and down for anything that sounds remotely out of the norm and fun. he values intellectually stimulating conversations like the ‘bigger picture’ and what it all means - couple with a dry sense of humor and you’ll have a cain cocktail. he hates superficiality most of all. more like, he hates being part of that demographic and needs to find a way to escape. he dislikes untrustworthy people and stays clears of their toxicity. he’s incredible loyal but one misstep and you’re out of his life. unfortunately, he’s one to hold grudges so his ex-friends that will not be named have one or two things coming their way.
positive traits : talkative, creative, tidy, & ambitious.
negative traits : opinionated, judgmental, stubborn, & idealistic.
traits he secretly hides : loyal & romantic.
# CHAPTER THREE ;
wanted connections : his roommate & best friend, enemy & love interest, tinder date & now friend, classmate & club buddy. please, just help me fill them out thnx aa !!
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RIGHT  or  WRONG        (  I  can  hardly  tell  )
                   I’m  on  the  wrong  side  of  HEAVEN                          and  the  r i g h t e o u s  side  of  HELL
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