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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine
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Congratulations all delusional cunts and bitches everywhere we never lose
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buys you at the store
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anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?
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We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores
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#suanle#literally this. me going on to medical school and finding out my soulmate stayed in the same place right where i left him
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my corpse was found in the outskirts of town yesterday
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Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort. Taken into the flock.
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summerdrive i declare thee honorary 2019 band. to me
#suanle#HELP they 'drew inspiration from such artists as walk the moon the killers and the 1975. actual 2024 streambait
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when i spend the night we're separated by her dog and also the heat under the blanket but periodically she wakes up enough to reach out and touch me and i put my hand in hers then go back to sleep
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aw :| honestly had a pillowtalk with g****t abt how ummm basically she was like wah i really want you to be my boyfriend but we cant cause of like. where we are in life and 可想而知我们的意见不谋而合 but i just wanted to bang my head on a wall like damn itttttt when can cain get what they want. for once
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke
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Dungeon Meshi - Marcille's Skyfish Plush
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