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I was trying to sit quietly in a library but I think the social contract is dead (someone started playing something on their phone OUT LOUD MAX VOLUME and then LEFT THE ROOM WITH IT STILL PLAYING ON THE TABLE)

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Fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz... ?

fucky duzz…

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No problem! 😌

Heeey so I may have flown over the city and people caught a picture....

How fucked am I?

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Moderately fucked, I’d say. Don’t freak out, though!

If no one had got a picture I would probably just say to wait until people forget about it but if people got pictures it’s probably better to find a covert officer, the contact information page is here, since they have a ton of practice tracking that kind of thing down and wiping memories and getting rid of the data and whatnot (I assume you’re in Dahlia but there are links to other location’s pages)

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Heeey so I may have flown over the city and people caught a picture....

How fucked am I?

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Moderately fucked, I’d say. Don’t freak out, though!

If no one had got a picture I would probably just say to wait until people forget about it but if people got pictures it’s probably better to find a covert officer, the contact information page is here, since they have a ton of practice tracking that kind of thing down and wiping memories and getting rid of the data and whatnot (I assume you’re in Dahlia but there are links to other location’s pages)

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I hope this email finds you uneasy and slightly nauseous

I hope this email finds you

I hope this email finds your marbles

I hope this email finds my virginity, I misplaced it over a decade ago and I still can’t find it

I hope this email finds its way to that rock you’ve hid yourself under

I hope this email finds you arousing

I hope this email finds itself bittersweet, with a faint tinge of the ocean

I hope your email finds you tied up in a basement

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owo

☝️😐👍

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How much can you fit in your mouth?

what.

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Absolutely. (I left out most of the more intensely thirsty ones. nasties.)

I hope the people making still comments on the lecture videos years later know that I go back and look at the comment sections.

Nasty mfs.

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Professionalism and the works.

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I hope the people making still comments on the lecture videos years later know that I go back and look at the comment sections.

Nasty mfs.

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🫡

Happy new years everyone! I hope there was at least some fun had today.

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Happy new years everyone! I hope there was at least some fun had today.

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me, @anunmarkedface, and @p0pp3t were discussing DUMP and this is by far the best thing i got out of it

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🤨

well… you’ve talked about interacting with me, and i don’t really go very far… so i must know you, at least distantly.

okay who runs the @officialdump account. do i need to panic.

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okay who runs the @officialdump account. do i need to panic.

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slander. defamation.

me, @anunmarkedface, and @p0pp3t were discussing DUMP and this is by far the best thing i got out of it

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I thought you said you were going to wear the sweater I got you for your office party 🙁

- ugly sweater anon

anon, i promise you, this sounds insane. but there were two ugly sweater parties. i wore the one you sent me to the party after i got that ask! ☝️