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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

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people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

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they need to invent somewhere where I belong

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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and BTW im not alive

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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

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wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

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y'all ever find ur ex's car on need for speed and crash the shit out of it or am i weird

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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venting is only annoying when i do it btw. everybody else is innocent and free of sin

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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i don't but thanks for letting me know 👍

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my friends who do not like their partners need to stop getting engaged i don't know how long i can pretend to be happy for them

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.