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I feel as fierce as a lioness and am from Africa too. I wish to be one of those lions that tears him apart. You too can be a lion. And you too can tear elon musk apart.

i just never want to see elon musk happy

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Well congratulations again, have you got a registry? Damn so happy for you!

saw my baby today for her fetal echo (which we didn’t even end up needing cause the cardiologist was like “her heart is beautiful, we aren’t charging you for a fetal echo”) and she literally got caught red handed on ULTRASOUND bicycle kicking my bladder. i knew that little nugget was playing on it i just knew it

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HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

i know literally nobody cares and that’s ok (it’s my blog) but the baby is growing and my husband felt her move for the first time today and we have her echocardiogram in 3 days, so i’ll see her again in just 72 hours 🥹🥹

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HELLO!!?!?!?!? YOU ARE PREGANTÉ???????

saw my baby today for her fetal echo (which we didn’t even end up needing cause the cardiologist was like “her heart is beautiful, we aren’t charging you for a fetal echo”) and she literally got caught red handed on ULTRASOUND bicycle kicking my bladder. i knew that little nugget was playing on it i just knew it

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Adorable while it last (approximately 15-30min)

Big cozy kitty pile that turns into a kitty thunderdome if you aren't careful

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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

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Excalibur (1981) dir.: John Boorman

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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Kneesvember Day 11

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anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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Absolutely lost in the sauce

oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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