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i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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The fact that I've already seen people pin Musk's "blunder" on his autism is deplorable. Really goes to show how whiteness and wealth interacts with perceptions of disability versus how disabled and poor people of color are treated.

A Black or brown person is autistic and sincerely having difficulties? People, and law enforcement foremostly, are quick to label them as violent threats.

People of color with disabilities, (or even those perceived as "weird") especially if they're poor or homeless, are always on thin ice, knowing they are never given the benefit of the doubt or any grace for honest mistakes, while that demon can make a Nazi salute and have his followers clamber to baby him and make excuses for him.

Noor's son, Mohammed, is disabled and needs daily treatment. He had been receiving regular physical therapy before the attacks in Gaza and he quickly deteriorated during the genocide. His mother is raising funds for him (vetted here) as their resources have been depleted. Please donate here.

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Literally

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keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both

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so tired of hearing abt ppl's inner children. Abort that thang

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todays marketplace gem

$800 penis lion

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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies