courtjester

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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me: care about people

half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.

the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Nothing but critical support for this Lynx

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"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

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please look at this beautiful mouse

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uh oh

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Remembering the best quote tweet I ever got.

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?