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You know that thing when you’re in the bathroom with a cat and they get on your lap just because you can’t do anything about it?

I’m in here with two and they both have their backs turned to me. I’m a little insulted.

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sensory shutdowns can be experienced many ways, but my favorite dumbass thing my nervous system does is temporary blindness in response to jarring sounds. what even

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It’s a good thing that COVID-19 waited for allergy season. Now those of us with anxiety can have small freakouts from everyone, not just the infected.

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Spotify: what kind of music would you like tonight?

Me: feeling kinda edgy

Spotify: no shit, you have like 6 different edgy playlists, just pick one

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If anyone ever asks, yes I CAN drink 2 liters of apple juice, but no I do not want to.

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Friend group: asexual, demisexual, graysexual, all this bullshit is the same

Me, questioning if I’m ace: *oh fuck*

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I know it’s been said a thousand times already, but water really does hit different at 1 am

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Gold: It’s 11, we don’t need to go get food.

Greg: I’m hungry!

Gold: Jesus dude, we’re going to bed in less than two hours.

Crim: do you seriously think we can’t eat food in under 2 hours

Gold: I’m saying I don’t want to walk, no matter the distance, when it’s this la-

Crim: were getting food!

Greg: :)

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I sent a picture of me with short hair to 2 guys from high school and both of them were speechless for a minute while they tried to process it. Then they told me to frame it.

This was two separate conversations.

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He also made me take a picture of myself, which everyone should know is a crime against humanity

So apparently my professor, who made a point to come into class despite being sick twice last week, has had a complete change of character because he switched both of our class meetings this week into online discussions.

I mean, I’m not complaining I just didn’t expect to get get both days off.

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So apparently my professor, who made a point to come into class despite being sick twice last week, has had a complete change of character because he switched both of our class meetings this week into online discussions.

I mean, I’m not complaining I just didn’t expect to get get both days off.

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Jojo OPs are back on Spotify, meaning my study music has changed from the LumiRadio to a shuffle playlist of Jojo OPs and EDs.

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Every day I look in my closet and think “Man, I should wear the bright orange jacket as a meme” before remembering that it would require me to walk around in a bright orange jacket.

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Fuck it, the multiple personality bs is going on tumblr

Yes, they are real, no it’s not cool, no I don’t normally use the names for them, but I figured tumblr would enjoy that.

I’ll use the #multi-perso tag on all posts including any of them from here on. Now for introductions:

Blu: The one most responsible for me being a programmer. Likes numbers, is kinda quiet, gets sad most easily. Wants a quiet but happy life.

Ron: didn’t want a name refrencing Purple. One of the most dramatic, wants positive attention, and craves success.

Greg: happy to be included. Most clumsy, most romantic, child-like, but we love him anyways. (he is the one who named everyone)

Crim: easily bored, easily angered, makes sexual jokes the most, enjoys mild chaos. Responsible for more than a few arguments

Gold: (Tumblr really has no yelllow, huh?) Thankfully a serious one. Little too serious sometimes, ironically the most religious.

Yeah that’s them. They’ll be around here now I guess. Have fun.

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Me: be a living disaster, it’d be SO much fun

Also me: Shut up, we’re going to be productive and then we can do whatever shit you enjoy

A third me: good to know you both forgot about the EXCRUCIATING PAIN I am in

You get the joke: this is the best episode I’ve seen in a while

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Scrolling through Twitter and there was an ad playing before I could view an ad.

Yay capitalism.

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of all times to have a breakdown, it had to be during class

today’s gonna be a fun day