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God is ded lol

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I fucking can't with this. Smh the UK still ain't left.

HEYYYYYYYYYYY

So my country is tryna leave the EU.

And failing.

And I'm sitting there thinking:

"Theres a song made by Queen called 'I want to break free',"

GUYS!!!!

Queen predicted Brexit.

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Bruh it's been under a year since I've been gone. Feels good to be back! I uhhhhh don't have a phone that allows me to draw shit but I do have some gacha designs that 'don't make your eyes bleed' (as a friend of mine said on wattpad lol)

The crackhead is back boyssssss

Also sub to Technoblade are sumthing idk

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If it helps, Scotland deep fries mars bars. America ain't alone.

Americans selling butter in sticks is both weird and amazing

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I made this shit. Cool.

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Banana. Me minion. Me banana. Banana. Banana.

Banana.

I don’t like bananas. Never have, never will.

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America: Yo Cuba!

Cuba: What do you want loud capitalist?

China: We needed to tell you that medicine and doctors exsisted before America.

Cuba: What?! Lies!!! You two are in cahoots to brainwash me and my people!!!

It is funnier this way.

Ngl here but...

I think Cuba would be that one country that smokes all the time and then gets lung cancer but still smokes.

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America: *looks over at China for reasons* Yo should you tell him or should I?

China: ...

Honestly medicine was used alot before America was discovered.

Ngl here but...

I think Cuba would be that one country that smokes all the time and then gets lung cancer but still smokes.

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Cuba: The doctor can't tell me what to do!

That's just how it be sometimes.

Ngl here but...

I think Cuba would be that one country that smokes all the time and then gets lung cancer but still smokes.

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Ngl here but...

I think Cuba would be that one country that smokes all the time and then gets lung cancer but still smokes.

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On the battlefield...

Cause no one talks about the Napoleonic Wars that much.

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Last post of the decade guys, gals and others!!

Here's an oc drawing.

Have a happy new year y'all!

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So I was looking through old files and deciding what to do with them and I found this:

I don't remember what this is.

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No context for this.

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Oh god I'm terrified. If that thing walked up to me on Christmas I'd probably have a heart attack.

The UK! Except it’s technically not! This is from an AU that @cursedcountriesthings, @spill-the-polish-tea-sis, and I made! Enjoy!

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Just thought of this skit:

America: 'Sup Europoors!

Britain: Go f yourself.

Also Britain: Wait. Don't do that. Stay here.

Also also Britain: America is stupid.

Also also also Britain: Actually America is like a God.

America: What tf happened to your public opinion about me?

Britain now: *Incomprehensible words*.

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Go for it!

Boom. Some old oc's I remade.