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Gonna check out this porn stuff I’ll keep y’all updated

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Is it normal to here whistling out in the woods

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Salem noticed you

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I’m so cool and handsome

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What’s a guy got to do to get mommy dommed around here am I right ?

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Really wish I had a shirt that said “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my delicious treat”

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Does tumblr like femboys I might be one depending on the answer

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Can we all talk about how cool and awesome I am

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It’s hard being named Jacob

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I like how I look and all being androgynous and having long hair but I either look like a forest prince or a hippie stoner

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OOOCH OOCH ME CAVEMAN

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I wish all the porn bots that Follow me a happy Tuesday

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My only friends here are sex bots :(

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Oh no Ignored then shut down his weird advances

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This spider pops out of my sink every time I piss

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Do you like my cat

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What makes a troll and ogre and giant different