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This is why I read the reddit comments

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my friend and i were going to study a language together and wound up having to cancel our plans due to scheduling pressures, but! through research we came across a really cool resource for reading in a TON of languages: bloom library!

as you can see, it has a lot of books for languages that are usually a bit harder to find materials for—we were going to use it for kyrgyz, for example, which has over 1000 books, which was really hard to find textbook materials for otherwise. as you can see it also has books with audio options, which would be really useful for pronunciation checking. as far as i can tell, everything on the site is free as well.

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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To me Kermit the Frog is like one of those characters who’s every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym at once based on who’s looking at him. Kermit is transmasc? Sure. Kermit is a lesbian? Okay. Kermit is a gay man? Why not. Kermit is transfem? I should’ve known.

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at least there's gay people

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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

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In these trying times (weather above 90F/32C) it’s important to remember what makes it all worth it (butches in tank tops, butches in cut-up shirts, butches in shorts, butches in cool sunglasses, butches in short sleeved shirts unbuttoned at the collar, butches shirtless, butches in swim shorts)

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in a parasocial relationship with the sea

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"Stay at home girlfriend" You are a human pet to him, a cat he can fuck, I never see tiktok/youtube stay at home girlfriends writing novel, traveling and playing video games or any fun exciting leisure activities you can do without a job. They aren't taking advantage of these rich loser men, they are all cooking instagramable green meals, cleaning, exercising on treadmills like hamsters and performing lengthy boring beauty rituals. Girl you have a wealthy benefactor and you are unemployed, become obsessed with videogames, make a indie film on his dime, write a genius manifesto, and gain 50 pounds and see if he won't kick you out. He wants your life empty and curated around him. Soon you'll started being driven mad by that pesky yellow wallpaper.

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i want the gentle eyes, funny laugh, and immense bite strength of a hyena

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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that's right i will incorporate that into my worldview

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womb rune

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if the autism/tbh creature makes the "YIPPEE!!" noise then maybe the adhd/btw creature makes that one "yayyy!!!" sound effect