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List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Everything Everywhere All At Once

- The Thing

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Bad hair day

Transcribed: ["Can you stop staring at him ass?" "M.. What? Ah yeah no... about that"

"Have you ever noticed that he has this one strand of hair not in place?" "No, no I have not. I don't stare at his behind as shamelesly as you" "I can't get over it. Some poor melusine spent so much time doing his hairI will just fix it quickly"

"Oh, Your Grace, I was just about to-"]

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Thinking about Neuv feeling safe and comfy enough in their shared home to be in his dragon form

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the sequel to this ! ♡ ... i enjoy long slow burn... so maybe one day... he'll touch them...

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i'm doing a small challenge here on twt ♡ in case you wanna know if this can work...

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I've been thinking about these things lately.

Also apparently he can sense human emotions or something?… Don't worry he'll warm up to some of these ideas I'm sure.

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Nooo, Chief Justice!! Don’t turn into an otter to secretly give gifts to the Fortress Administrator!

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Consider this

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If you have a floating book and not use it as an arm rest once in a while, are you even a real sorcerer

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Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

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Apparently im doing minecraft skin comms now /silly. For @nnomsu! This was super fun to do!

This probably isn't gonna be a recurring thing but like if anyone is interested in mc skin comms im down to do more

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I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

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Oh woe is me, my wife is at war (ao3 just went down) and it’s been years since I’ve seen her last. (It’s been literally 1 minute) our children yern for her return, and thus refuse to speak to me. (I was in the middle of an amazing fic and it is now loading in peral)

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and