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its really amazing how much liberals are addicted to losing and cannot get enough of it. for people allegedly invested in electoral politics as a vehicle for change they really proudly and avowedly refusing to understand its very basic mechanics. "kamala won a perfect campaign" Well i dont kinow if you noticed this but she lost the election

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What the the game feels like with retrospect

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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im so fascinated by ppl watching dandadan and being like "OMGG why do i wanna fuck this OLD LADY i'm usually not into GILFs" and the old lady gilf in question is just a young anime woman with gray hair and they just say she's like 70. maybe that's why

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remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

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I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

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DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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help

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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My personal take on that scene lmao

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