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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?
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guys I think we're all going to be ok
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Exactly!! I know nothing about what's happening in the crypto world but my bf does and he recently rambled and we watched a 30 min news video on YouTube and it all pretty much flew over my head bc I don't care for anything crypto but he was just so adorable when he goes on and on about something he finds interesting🥰
ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me
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oh u can have this post i don’t want it
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I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”
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PSA
This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.
Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.
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Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.
Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.
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