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my old character. part of her deal is she's an unchill gal that highkey gives a fuck
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All I did was sprint up behind you as fast as I could and mount you and ejaculate within you with 1 stiff thrust like an elk or perhaps a bull. And you're saying I can't come to dinner tomorrow- why..? Cause my dick was too long and thin and bony and pointy and it jabbed you? Grow up. *kisses you on thr mouth*
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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How to survive the holidays with fatphobic friends and family
By Amanda Martinez Beck and J Nicole Morgan, Cohosts of the Fat & Faithful podcast
When someone says, “you look great, have you lost weight?”
NICE: No — I choose to focus on other things than weight. Good to see you, though!
SPICE: Nope! Still fat! There are so many more interesting things to talk about than weight.
ICE: Hi. Please do not comment on my body. Thin ≠ happy or better.
When someone comments on something you put on your plate
NICE: I didn’t drive all this way to spend today eating salad :)
SPICE: Oh, I’m sorry — did you think my food choices were any of your business? Because they’re not.
ICE: (Stare) RUDE. (Continue loading plate.)
When someone jokes about the holidays making us fat
NICE: Oh, stop it. One day of feasting is not going to make anyone fatter than they already are.
SPICE: And…? Nothing wrong with being fat.
ICE: Why is fatness a punchline for you? Do you think my body size is funny or to be mocked?
When food is moralized
NICE: Oh, stop… Food is morally neutral and today is about feasting. Let it go!
SPICE: Bad for you? Is it crawling with maggots? ‘Cause that’s the only way I see pie being bad.
ICE: Stop moralizing food. It is harmful to talk and think about food this way and I will not let you talk this way around me and my children.
Whether you chose NICE, SPICE, or ICE, don’t be afraid to voice your boundaries and push back against diet culture and fatphobia during the holiday season.
❤️, Amanda & Nicole
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This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.
This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.
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my grandma shooting a laser at me because i said i’m not hungry
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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ppl dont talk about the fact that even Daisuke's characterization is affected by Jimmy's unreliable perspective. He refers to Daisuke as a spoiled rich kid who has his mommy and daddy behind him, that he's impressionable and stupid, and i do see people kinda characterizing him like that
like he has these rich parents who will dote on him and give him everything, that he's an airhead who isn't good at anything...
yet in curly's perspective we see that he's good at board games, he's trying his best, he's trying to listen to swansea and learn from him. He did get the internship from his parents but not because he wanted to, but because his parents thought he wasn't going anywhere in life, that he needed to be doing something. Daisuke is silly and a positive person but that's just for show, we see in the scene where Jimmy finds him lying on the floor drunk on mouthwash, that Daisuke isn't doing well, he's scared and feels sad about his parents. He makes jokes to cope with the horrible tension on the ship.
people characterize him as a stupid little kid too much for my liking, that's how Jimmy sees him. As a spoiled brat who came on the ship just to be an inconvenience. Even Swansea didn't see him like that, sure he complained about him but in Daisuke's final moments we see Swansea's true colors and how much he actually cares for him. He's an adult, who's putting on this happy go-lucky persona because he truly wants to succeed in life, and he's doing the internship for his mom and dad even though he doesn't want to. So he makes friends, he tries his best, he wants to be on the good side of everyone on the ship.
Jimmy just saw him as an easy target, someone too trusting and easily manipulated. A stupid kid he can use to get what he wants. He even plays with Daisuke's feelings of needing validation from Swansea, someone he looks up to. He tells Daisuke that by going in the vent, he'd make Swansea proud.
Daisuke isn't someone who has it easy or someone who's a stupid airhead. Jimmy just saw kindness and positivity as weakness.
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If you go on this site and say something like "I'm broke right now, I'll have rice instead of steak for dinner" then somebody will come into your notes with the most condescending tone possible and say "EXCUSE ME but rice is FAR more expensive than steak", and if you disagree with them then they'll be like "Fancy gourmet rice cooked for you by a professional chef is much more costly than if your parents give you the steak that they won in a raffle" and act like this is a reasonable reading of your original post and they've successfully corrected you
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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day
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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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