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[Slamming fists on table] TIME STONES! TIME STONES!

This was pretty much my first thought when Amy showed up. I know it probably won't happen but wow it sure is convenient that the game Amy debuted in was the one with the magic rocks that control spacetime...

(I also just like the idea that Stone is significantly more effective than Robotnik and when sufficiently motivated to work against Sonic and gang, he just... wins. Good thing for them then that he wasn't particularly interested in those time powers beyond using them for a Resurreggtion)

My thought process here was that this was only possible because Stone had the exact time and position of Eggman's death down to the millisecond thanks to the livestream, and he wouldn't have been able to do this without that information. So no bringing back Maria, sorry Shadow 😔

Also sorry for putting you in a glue trap Sonic I sure hope that washes out

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He assumed Tails was Sonic's age

I know everyone and their mom has already made this joke but I had to do my own take on it.

Also a bonus because the idea makes me laugh:

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ME:LE in a nutshell:

Kid: tell me another story about Shepard

Stargazer: how about the same one but in 4k

Kid: neat

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Making my entry into mass effect tumblr with this glorious piece of art

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this is what greeting kaidan on horizon felt like

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Every time I see art of Kaidan glowing, I remember the line from the Citadel DLC where he says that he also glows blue when he's drunk, and I truly believe that there was a scene like this at some point in his and Shepard's relationship.

Kaidan (drunkenly stumbles into the captain's cabin): Shep- Sheprrrd! Sheprr... I just... I just wanted to say that I... that I love you and I need you and I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN! And when it's over and we win, we'll go to Vancouver and we'll get married and we'll adopt a dog or a kid or... something... and it'll be great. We'll be so happy and... and... MY PARENTS ARE GREAT! IT WILL BE SO GOOD!

Shepard, who has just fallen asleep after a 16-hour shift:

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did it suddenly get warmer in here?

shoutout to all the shepards who have sick ass tattoos and scars all over them.

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Kaidan Alenko, April 2015

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Finished this commission I was working on!

[nsfw set]

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Burntrap knew and feared the power of a Freddy Faz-hug, so he tried to prevent it by constantly trying to take control of Freddy

Inspired by something Anti-Social Entertainment said in his YouTube video about playing FNAF SB with the deleted content ✨

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I might know a thing or two about this feeling

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

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I lob him, just continuining the art dump (Old art)

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Zaeed's loyalty mission definitely proves that a Paragon Shepard is very much Good is Not Nice.

I mean, we get:

Shepard literally punching Zaeed in the face for almost blowing them up at the very start, telling him they don't sacrifice people for the sake of a mission

"FUCK your loyalty, we're going to save the refinery workers even if it costs us Vido"

"You know, I don't need someone on my squad who won't follow my orders ☺️ And you're trapped under a piece of rubble in a burning refinery ☺️ I could just leave you here ☺️ Or you could agree to follow my orders and put this aside long enough to finish the mission ☺️ It's your choice ☺️"

Seriously, this is why I love them

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finally rounded out my bioware experience by playing MELE — mshenko is my kind of mutual pining slowburn~

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so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper