sam, he/they, mid-20s. i have a podcast
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𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔪 𝔲𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔢 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔫?
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had a dream i showed up for work and they were like actually today we need you to teach on the set of the new alien movie bc all your students are going to be in it and also we signed you up to be a stuntman in it. and i said i dont know how to do that and they were like you have to we already signed you up for it. and then i found out in this movie the xenomorph was just going to look like a sexy woman instead and i was so upset i tried to stage a protest but it didn't work
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gabrielles gender trouble is really So. like it's even part of why she and lestat can never be quite comfortable with each other because lestat is (to gabrielle) such evidence of her womanhood/motherhood so no matter how much he would be willing to cut her hair every night she can't look at him for too long. she loves him but he's an immortal reminder that her human life was never hers in ways that can't be changed even now. but after the initial agony of realizing this she's largely fine with it because she can just go to the woods and eat polar bears about it except during his once a century fuck up all of vampirekind parties. rip gabrielle de lioncourt you would have loved stone butch blues "nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me"
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engels: heyyy king I saw your manuscript about how the bourgeoisie are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am bourgeois, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how big your beard is till now but its awesome
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dreamt the water was too hot in my shower but i didnt notice, and it made my skin so soft i accidentally peeled chunks of it off
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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Possibly the wreck of the Warren Sawyer, a late 19th century three-masted schooner wrecked in December 1884 west of Surfside Beach, Nantucket
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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.
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i loooove when ppl act like speculating about celebrities sexuality/relationships publicly on tumblr.com is bad. he’s not reading your blog, baby.
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
#.... i have a confession the other day i was spelling out my name on the phone and could not think of anything for x#and said x for xylophone which did not help at all. xray was so obvious...
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