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As queen my first order would be to execute anyone who isn’t cozyyy ^_^

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

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whatever. go my scarab

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

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Wade's POV:

Logan's POV:

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Cross the threshold

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I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

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I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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“the habsburgs weren’t even that inbred” uh yes they were, why is this discourse it’s just a scientific fact