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why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .
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‘Time’ magazine cover shows the White House taken over by the Kremlin
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BRITNEY SPEARS | OOPS!…I DID IT AGAIN
The Singles
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Family Member: “Wow you actually came out of your room”
Me: “WOOeeoww YUO aCtuaLLy cAm3 UOt oF YouR rooM”

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
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