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Holy shit we found it! The water that turns the freaking frogs gay

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Lamb animation test !! (: with sound version

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I'm sorry, but I adamantly disagree.

This is very good behavior.

They didn't recognize the file extension.

They didn't recognize the EXE program.

And so they refused to open them.

That is excellent internet security hygiene.

They went to a trusted person (their brother) and verified WinRAR was legit and then proceeded to unpack the files.

How is this not *encouraging* for gen alpha? Is it just because they didn't know what WinRAR was? Who cares? I'm just proud they were being careful.

Unlike my boomer uncle who once installed so many spam search toolbars that there was no screen real estate left to show webpages.

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Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.

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Everything doesn't look so serious when you remember medieval fashion and that every morning in the Red Keep looks like this💙

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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my image of joe camel and chester cheetah if they were lesbian

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brb trying this

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It's "I'm sorry" in sign. Two of my old chefs used to do it. If they were angry, fighting on the line, it helped. It was like their version of "let's talk about this later". Didn't matter if one tore the other one apart, it always got them through service.

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"sydcarmy better be endgame this season!" i can guarantee you Sydney has three friends in her phone going "do you want me to kill that guy for you" after every shift.

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If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

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sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.