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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin

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a good soldier does both

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someone: don't overreact

me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not

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happy birthday, bo burnham! // august 21, 2016

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“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once

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why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

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If we gave the special forces of each country paintball guns, we would have a pretty cool Olympic event on our hands.

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haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

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a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

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Vala finding a picture of SG-1 taken during their very first year. She’s going through everyone and commenting. “Oh, General Hammond just doesn’t age does he? And Jack, handsome devil, your hair’s actually got color! Sam, looking beautiful as ever…” And then she gets to Daniel with his floppy hair and big old glasses and just loses her shit.

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hey @staff fix this you lesbophobic pieces of shit