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My favorite recent example of memetic mutation is how the Spanish-speaking internet has now established any picture of a character smoking a comically large cigarette or a comical amount of cigarettes as the visual language for saying something is peak cinema.

Similar to the Martin Scorsese "absolute cinema" meme, over the course of the last couple years it became a meme to use this picture of Mads Mikkelsen smoking a cigarette as a reaction pic (both unironically and ironically) for the quality of a movie or TV show, commonly captioned as "en efecto, es cine" ("indeed, it is cinema"), "joder, esto si es cine" ("fuck, now this is cinema"), or "hoy ganó el cine" ("today cinema won").
This led to people establishing the visual shorthand of "cigarette = good show/movie" (such as people commenting a single cigarette emoji under screencaps or gifsets of movies), and eventually the meme of treating the size of the cigarette and/or number of cigarettes as being directly representative of cinematic quality, leading to reaction pics like these being used.



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its going to get so crazy when ballistic armor tech improves and develops materials lightweight enough to construct entire suits from. probably some kind of carbon bullshit. head to toe plate body armor, with little slits for visors and shit. stops practically all small arms fire. guns wouldnt even be shit anymore but it wouldnt be like dune where everybody has to go and stab each other and shit. overpressure would probably be the easiest way to kill each other at that point. like the gm94, that thermobaric pump action cqb grenade launcher. everybody gets some shit like that, or a bazooka of some kind. of course heavy weapons would still be useful, like anti-materiel rifles and HMGs and cannon and mortars and shit. but then the sheer destructive force would probably make fighting from structures an outright liability. you could just get crushed under the rubble. the increase in ordnance would render most cover into concealment. urban fighting would fucking suck. at that point itd probably just be like WWII style remote bulldozing via howitzer. just picture it. great big formations of guys in medieval lookin armor, probably puffier-lookin, weird semi-matte sheen to it. runnin at each other across a bunch of smoldering craters, fuckin blowin each other up with bazookas and grenade launchers. people honest to god getting turned into soup. everybody worth blowing up already has been so theyre all like dumb conscripts and try rocket jumping and dont know about backblast and shit so theyre all killing each other their bazookas. all their bosses are sitting in trucks with absurdly massive machine guns on em, just indiscriminately firing into the crowds, through both sides, trying to hit the trucks on the other side. their brains are all microtears from being around explosions all day so they see like ghosts and dragons and shit. they work for some obscure government offices run by guys who invented child gambling. theyre fighting over some three thousand acre splinter-nation that just came up with a new semiconductor production method. nobody even knows what the actual fighting looks like cuz everyone everyone who goes out just gets evaporated immediately so its just like a giant constantly exploding crater in europe we keep shoveling human soup into. birds love it. ghey get huge from all the anabolics and testosterone and shit in the tissue of the souped bazooka knights. so theres just like giant dickhead birds going around fucking everything up all over the world. that would be crazy huh
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Halo: Buntana Edition is now available to download on the steam workshop!
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Halo: Buntana Edition is now available to download on the steam workshop!
Download Here!
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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does this dry pussy belong to anyone? I found it in a locked chest behind a fake wall but there's a red outline when I try to pick it up. I need to know who's going to get mad at me
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What it sounds like, someone who subscribes to gender-essentialist separatist radical feminist theory but isn't trans-exclusive about it.
when did we go back to “misandry is real and men are an oppressed class”
why are trans women being made ashamed for not immediately trusting men and being wary of them because of their numerous past experiences with transmisogyny
like. a lot of the women that are accused of ""hating all men"" just had horrible experiences with a lot of them and now they don’t fully trust them because of it. all we ask is that men acknowledge their privilege, trans men included. transmascs having privilege over trans women is just a fact, not something to make them feel guilty and depressed and shit.
we do not ask that you profoundly apologize to us for being a man or some shit like that, we just want the simple acknowledgment that, due to the intersectionality of transness and misogyny, trans men have privilege over trans women. it’s the same as saying that white trans women have privilege over black trans women.
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Soon to be collected in a book on @kickstarter - the first part of a little sci-fi tale called "A Portrait of the Artist as Hive Parasite", about a Terran deserter, living among the hive-men of mars…

Eking out a living, doing what he always dreamed of - performing for a captive audience…
Follow along at webtoons, or patreon...
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Tragically, I have met a few TIRFs who do genuinely say this. Indistinguishable from the most virulently spiteful 70s radfem "female separatists" except for being trans & trans-inclusive. Even called trans men moids" just to rub it in.
This isn't to say that you're incorrect in most cases, just that there is a very small but very loud group of genuinely bigoted TIRFs out there who poison this pill.
when did we go back to “misandry is real and men are an oppressed class”
why are trans women being made ashamed for not immediately trusting men and being wary of them because of their numerous past experiences with transmisogyny
like. a lot of the women that are accused of ""hating all men"" just had horrible experiences with a lot of them and now they don’t fully trust them because of it. all we ask is that men acknowledge their privilege, trans men included. transmascs having privilege over trans women is just a fact, not something to make them feel guilty and depressed and shit.
we do not ask that you profoundly apologize to us for being a man or some shit like that, we just want the simple acknowledgment that, due to the intersectionality of transness and misogyny, trans men have privilege over trans women. it’s the same as saying that white trans women have privilege over black trans women.
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what the fuck is this post and why do I have no memory of it? did I draft this in my sleep?? what did I mean??
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we keep getting the same ad for some law firm over and over again while trying to watch The Stuff in a call so i've just been in mspaint doing this to it
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