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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi
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you ever google a company, and on their website they describe themselves like
"our company provides services and solutions to fulfill clients' visions. As leaders in the industry, we've been leveraging cutting-edge techniques and embracing and integrating next-generation ideas for over 15 years."
and it's like, "yes mhm very good but what do you actually do?"
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This is one of the funniest news titles I have read in a long time.
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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SAM 100
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the danger of being employed again is the increased risk of people using the word "woke" at you. in real life. in person. and you just have to take it.
#the context was the new dragon age game lmao#he didn't even buy anything he just complained and left!!
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