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did it work

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

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being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

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紅蓮ラン🥐 (Sラングレン)@Sranngurenn

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hey fam! just wanted to say that I absolutely love all the posts you tag "jay". idk who/what they are, but the things you associate with them are impeccable. keep at your bad self ✌🏼

Awww that’s so sweet thank you!! 💕💕🫶🫶

They’re my spouse!!! So I tag posts that make me think of them or that I want to show them with their name 🥰🥰🥰

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The Crow Beneath the Ancient Arch

Hey I should probably actually post here more, huh??

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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:

“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)

“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)

“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)

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people need to accept that some gay/lgbt people are terrible and some gay/lgbt people are boring and it doesnt make them Actually Straight or anything

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad