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hey fam! just wanted to say that I absolutely love all the posts you tag "jay". idk who/what they are, but the things you associate with them are impeccable. keep at your bad self ✌🏼

Awww that’s so sweet thank you!! 💕💕🫶🫶

They’re my spouse!!! So I tag posts that make me think of them or that I want to show them with their name 🥰🥰🥰

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The Crow Beneath the Ancient Arch

Hey I should probably actually post here more, huh??

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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:

“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)

“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)

“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)

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people need to accept that some gay/lgbt people are terrible and some gay/lgbt people are boring and it doesnt make them Actually Straight or anything

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

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I recently started playing with DALL-E 2, which will attempt to generate an image to go with whatever text prompt you give it. Like its predecessor DALL-E, it uses CLIP, which OpenAI trained on a huge collection of internet images and nearby text. I've experimented with a few methods based on CLIP, but DALL-E generates particularly clear, coherent images.

So of course I decided to use it to mess up corporate logos.

"The local Waffle House" - generated by DALL-E2

The Pizza Hut logo - generated by DALL-E2

The Applebees logo - generated by DALL-E2

A sign for In-N-Out, viewed from a distance - generated by DALL-E2

Logo for Dr. Pepper - generated by DALL-E2

The logo for dunkin donuts - generated by DALL-E2

More logos at AIWeirdness.com!

Bonus content: More brands, including an unexpected photorealistic goat-turtle.

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have you ever seen a swallowtail caterpillar defend itself?

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Victorian Bingus????

I was in an antique store today and I found this old card game???

it said it was missing a few accessories and only came with half the instructions

I have no idea what this game is about but I feel like my reality is falling apart

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my friend got me an illustrated bird atlas as a birthday gift and I wanted to draw bird Pokemon in a similar style. 

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flower bard my beloved

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no more girlboss. it’s time for girllove. girlkiss. girlholdhands and girlmarry

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"It's rotten work, especially to me, especially if it's you"