corvidazed
fortnite character arc
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Corvid! 24, he/him, Fortnite enjoyer.NSFW funny rbs sometimes, viewer discretion is advised.Icon by vykinq!
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corvidazed · 14 hours ago
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Hahaha
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corvidazed · 14 hours ago
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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corvidazed · 14 days ago
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They really cooked with this design
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corvidazed · 14 days ago
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What if abilities changed the appearance of a Pokemon?
B i r d s. I love corviknight and drawing birds so obviously I had to make a set of this metal bird. Particularly happy with Pressure!
Other Ability Forms posts!
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corvidazed · 14 days ago
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Meowdas Fortnite
#fn
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corvidazed · 15 days ago
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Starbasher & Shininghope Vanilla Ice & Shiningpaw
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corvidazed · 16 days ago
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my current hobby is starting fortnite webfishing servers at 2am to see if anyone joins (usually not but its fun)
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corvidazed · 26 days ago
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had a very epic time fursuiting last weekend!! shoutout fortnite drift <3
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would meet someone for 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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crashing the tulpar into the asteroid that turns you into a dog ft. lil curlydog fanart by @rdhndrd
some design notes under the cut
Curly: Husky mix, maybe GShep? (mush, captain, mush!!!) Anya: Silken Windsprite (or long-medium haired sighthound mix) Daisuke: seen at least 2 different instances of people drawing him as a Papillon and i agree wholeheartedly Swansea: XL Bully/Cane corso Jimmy: badly socialized German Pointer mix
also ciarans fanart is based on this
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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In the ship. Straight up fixing it. And by "it" haha. Well lets just say. Nothing.
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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Snickerdoodle & Solarblight 001 & Revenant’s Desire
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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midas signing ur screen
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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Literal definition of spyware:
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Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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Midas charm design for funsies .. I really love him. The fortnite fandom is kinda crickets probably so I'll just order one for myself lol.
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corvidazed · 1 month ago
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"why, me and my Friend-O here go way back! i ate his tongue and we've been coworkers even since"
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