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zara: roses are red, violets are blue

emma: i thought sebastian was nasty

emma: but then i met you.

zara:

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tessa: who‘s your favorite artist?

will: my parents.

tessa: what did they make?

will: me.

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clary: oh those faeries remind me of the teletubbies!

jace: of what??

clary: oh, just some colorful crazy beings from a mystical place called tv.

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kieran: i‘m so happy that we finally eat a dinner together.

mark: i‘m so happy that you guys like the food i cooked.

cristina and kieran: *exchange an amused look*

kieran: wait, something is smelling weird.

cristina, with a fire extinguisher: GODDAMN OVEN, STOP BURNING NOW!!!!

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jace: ok, we’re gonna try that. let them translate the french sentence: clary ne parle pas français.

clary: oh that’s easy. it means... clary eats fish and pineapple.

jace:

jace: let‘s start with latin and tomorrow we learn a bit french. and by the way i won’t blame you for combining fish with pineapple.

clary: :(

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jace: ok today we start with the latin lessons.

clary: i don’t need them. there’s google translate!

jace: what the hell is that?

clary: the great master of every language.

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you are amazing, you are loved. you are beautiful. and there are people that love you and always will. don’t forget that!

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emma: where‘s the trash cam?

zara:

emma: oh, you’re here. looks like i am in the trash cam cause that’s where trash is.

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magnus: what about this suit?

alec: definitely not, the color looks like exkrements of a cow with diarrhea!

magnus: it’s called juniper.

alec:

magnus: why do i even ask?

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clary: wait, what size was that shirt?

simon: i guess something in the minus range.

clary: like your humor.

simon:

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ty: if we’re going to do this we have to be 100% sure...

kit: shut up and kiss me!

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julian: ugh, this is the second short circuit in a week!

cristina: mark is trying to do pancakes.

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lucifer: you have to see this video of those fighting dog babies, detective.

chloe: yup. they’re cute, actually.

ella: omg hilarious! they’re like boom-chicka-bam!