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people NEED to stop gatekeeping making music like ohhhh i don’t have an instrument ohhhhh i don’t know music theory ohhhhh i’m not gonna pay for some program. SHUT UP. take my hand.
you need NONE of that shit!!!!! there’s a website called beepbox.co. literally all you have to do is press things until it sounds a modicum of nice. it’s easy it’s free and it works on anything which has a browser because it’s a website.
if even ONE person starts making music bc of this post it will be worth it.
making bad music is just as important and okay as it is to write badly or draw badly or sing badly. you AREN’T BEHOLDEN TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC. making music is not utilitarian HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!
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Ancient Greece tumblr dashboard simulator
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Imo kinda problematic to worship Apollo :/ I mean he brings the plague upon people and shoots them with arrows
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I hope you and your family get the plague
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AUUUGUGUHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHG. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHGHHG AGONY
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I’m gonna go pick some flowers today :)
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underworld
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Built this today
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Up here flying and shit. With my new wax wings
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The sun looks so beautiful
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Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS
#THEY JUST SHOWED UP IN THR CLOUDS WHO ARE YOU #WHAT THE FUCK #???!!?!? #??? HOWD YOU EVEN GET HERE
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who would even want a golden touch. what would you do with that. choose turning into a dolphin instead or something
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look at this guy his posts turn into gold too😭😭😭
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BEEP
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why are you on my post
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Psycopomp winner FINALE
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Why am I losing. Guys
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Guys I thought we were in agreement
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The other guy makes you pay for a ride why are you voting for him
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Please
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Look at my boat boy
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did i ever tell you guy about the time i got stuck in a room with the kpop band BTS in the santiago airport in 2017
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LMAO
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WE’RE WINNING
the op of this post is a christian conservative weirdo, the right thing to do is block them but i also think itd be really really funny if we could skew the results, so give it a troll reponse before blocking them pls pls pls
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plual culture is having the “shit what if they think im fake” doubt right after you come out to someone
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#Every singlet we tell believes is#us*#mostly because they haven’t heard of it before#they’re usually really respectful about it#except one girl started screaming about how COOL it was#and like yeah we think we’re pretty cool but#she was like.. borderline fetishizing it?#and we’re like ma’am we’re trying to explain a disorder to you-#Donnie#I forget my signoff oops
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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
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If white winter hymnal hadn’t been there I’d have been sad
it's That Time Again so for my fellow non-Christian winter enjoyers tired of winter celebration being synonymous with christmas, i would like to offer my non-denominational winter music playlist
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Having Twinote as a system is hilarious because you just get the funniest out-of-context "tweets" on your phone
Allow us to show some examples:
Names and pfps censored for privacy
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Me: Cats are an invasive species that, when allowed to free-roam, slaughter massive numbers of native wildlife worldwide, are frequently subjected to horrible diseases, injuries, and deaths outdoors, and should only be allowed outdoors on leashes or in catios.
Also me: *trills to Random Outdoor Cat in the hopes it will come over so I can pet it*
#well yeah because you Actually Love Cats#these are things that can coincide lol#there will always be strays and ferals
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list of mammals that are bugs
1. jerboa.
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when ur brain is silent 4 a few mins n then u just hear “i kind of want to lick a pair of scissors right now.” n every1 immediately knows who said it n gives them teh SILENCE OF JUDGEMENT
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for systems who use this terminology only!
both literal definitions and as a metaphor/symbolism work
also Im encouraging you to rb for a larger sample Im just so queerious :3
as usual if its something else pls pls tell me!
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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