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Polites coming in every other saga to haunt the narrative like

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... i really shouldnt be suprised my shitty ex is being dragged through the mud.

Again.

And that l was such a shit tweet?-

"Ive apologised for it" THAT DOESNT MEAN IT DIDNT HAPPEN. AND YOU HAVE A TRACK RECORD OF FUCKING CONTINUING YOUR BEHAVIOR, THE AMOUNT OF FANDOMS THAT NO LONGER WANT YOU IS GROWING BECAUSE YOU NEVER ACTUALLY CHANGE.

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TELPOLLO INCORRECT QUOTES!

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Telemachus: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Apollo: What is that?

Telemachus: it’s a keyboard smash

Apollo: How do I do it?

Telemachus: just press anything

Apollo: 7

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Telemachus: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Apollo, sitting on Telemachus’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Telemachus: Wow, they really hate us.

Apollo: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Telemachus: But we’re not gay, Apollo.

Apollo:

Telemachus:

Apollo: We’re not?

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Apollo: We should be partners.

Telemachus: You mean like, partners in crime?

Apollo: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Apollo: Telemachus, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

Apollo: And what did you do?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

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Apollo: Bro-

Telemachus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Telemachus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Apollo, throwing their head into Telemachus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Telemachus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Telemachus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Apollo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Telemachus: But you’re always acting stupid?

Apollo: ...

Apollo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Very quick doodles of new found ship i like

Telpollo

Might do a serious drawing of them later

He is an idiot your honour

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So that new II episode... how we all holding up!! Also how many of us meed a shirt like this now

Anyways

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yall i know i don’t really go here (too mentally unstable to get hate), but if you are thinking of buying sanders sides or especially roleslaying with roman merch, PLEASE don’t buy it from thomas. find some kind of etsy or indie seller. the person who created those merch designs and some of the story, brei grace, was laid off and won’t be getting paid a cent. fund indie artists instead! they want your money!

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'ford doesn't know about 9/11' Ford left earth in 1982. Ford doesn't know the cold war fucking ended.

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I uh May have forgotten to post the last few tremes to Tumblr whoops

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PFF THANKS (ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS I HAD TO DRAW IT LMAO)

"please do not the windbag"

Stupid little doodle i made

Based of this stupid wikihow meme

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"please do not the windbag"

Stupid little doodle i made

Based of this stupid wikihow meme

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brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

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I keep picturing Achilles and Patroclus holding back a sobbing Polites from Odysseus as he says “THEN I’LL BECOME THE MONSTER” in the Underworld.

Achilles, who always hated Odysseus for his holier-than-thou attitude as his men died and Odysseus’s lived; Patroclus, who couldn’t bare the pain of his people and took measures to make sure he would end the war or die to make sure Achilles would end it; and Polites, their old friend, now having joined them (who also sacrificed himself for the man he loved) and is now watching the man he died for descend into the madness he would give anything to save him from

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The most devastating part is, unlike in The Odyssey, Epic Odisseus doesn't get to talk to the souls. They're just there, talking to themselves, and he can't do anything but look.

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I hate to say it, but Polites' death was even sadder than I first thought. Not only did he, Odysseus's best friend, die a horrible death, but his beliefs died with him. His song was all about convincing Odysseus to great the world with open arms, to be kind to his foes, but his death causes Odysseus to not only abandon those beliefs, but move in the complete opposite direction.

This is reinforced by "No longer you", with Tiresias telling Odysseus that the man who returns home isn't him anymore. That's because the old Odysseus, the one who believed in kindness and open arms, died with Polites, but the new Odysseus from "Monster" who believes in ruthlessness, in making it home no matter the cost, survives. He doesn't just become the monster, he destroys the other parts of him who believed what Polites did. In other words, Open arms Ody dies, but Ruthlessness is mercy Ody lives.

Sorry for the ramble but those are just my thoughts and interpretation of the Underworld Saga.

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Random thought: The Odyssey, everything is the very same BUT Odysseus adopts Astyanax and carries him around in one of those weird ass bagpack baby carriers

Odysseus to Polyphemus: I'm Nobody, Nobody, Nobody 🎶

Astyanax: *baby noises*

Odysseus: keep it quiet buddy, dad is mansplaining manipulating manwhoring right now

Eurylochus in the background: *face palms*

Edit: holy cow guys, how did this reach 1000 notes??? Thank so much!!

If you want to see more #daddy Odysseus AU just look it up on my blog :D

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oh.. I’ve realized. Eurylochus gets introduced to the musical by talking about food.. and he leaves it because of food..