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*Ako and Rinko are texting*

Rinko: Ugh my back is so sore

Ako: Baby I’m so sorry :c

Ako: Did you sleep on it poorly?

Ako: I can you grab you some ibuprofen :c

Rinko: No it’s from carrying your ass through 4 dungeons last night

Ako: OH

Ako: O

Ako: K

Ako: I SEE

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Ako: I'm a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial!

Ako 0.8 seconds later: Shit how do I walk

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Ako: Could you at least try and look at things from my perspective?

*Tomoe crouches down to her height*

Ako: NOT LIKE THAT!

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Kasumi, handing her a piece of paper: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Marina: This just says "I can do what I want".

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Chisato: I am at a loss for words!

Kaoru: Despite being at a loss for words, Chisato yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Eve: "Men and women stare at opposite walls when they pee"

Chisato: "Women stare at a stall door, moron"

Aya: "Not of you ride the toilet cowgirl style!!"

Maya: "You got stalls in your house?"

Chisato: "I opened this to reply to the second but got hit with an absolute freight train. Congrats you two"

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Arisa: You look so pretty I want to kiss you.

Kasumi: Huh?

Arisa: i sAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

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Misaki: People always ask me, how is your name pronounced? Mee-sake or My-sake?

Misaki: And I always tell them the same thing:

Misaki: How dare you talk to me.

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Kasumi: Quit your job.

Arisa, Tae, Saya, and Rimi: Why?

Kasumi: Join my pop band!

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Chisato, to Aya: So far today-

Maya: -And it's not even 2:00 yet.

Chisato, pointing at a chalkboard: You have cried 43 times.

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Arisa: Kasumi, is there anything further you’d like to say to the band?

Kasumi: *starts playing guitar*

Arisa: Not in the form of a song.

Kasumi: :(

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Moca: Hey, check it out, buns! Is that how many we made total?

Saya: Mhm.

Moca: Twelve?

Saya: Uhuh.

Moca: That’s... That’s not very many.

Saya: You can make more.

Moca: ...Twelve is fine.

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Ako, putting a leaf on top of instant noodles: Garnished.

Tomoe: Do you eat the leaf or is it for decoration?

Ako: I only eat the leaf. The noodles are the garnish.

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Ran, looking at Moca: Wow... she’s so pretty.

Her dad: Don’t feel like that, Ran. You’re pretty too.

Ran: I’m not jealous, Dad. I’m gay.

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very good addition

Lisa: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for “disappointment”.

Sayo: Hina.

Lisa:

Lisa: It fits.

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Himari: Yes! Uno!

Tsugu: We- we’re playing Candyland.

Moca: No, let her continue. I want to see where this goes.