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[corpsebitch]

[corpsebitch]

Oh yes ofc. Just-maybe ask jes before taking the goat he might throw a fit

rank grishatube according to how much you’d want to perform experiments on them

Most:

@immilothegoat

@the-shadow-summoner

@corpsebitch

@baghraed

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm

@jesper-hendriks

@likecallstolight

@the-white-blade

@a-one-eyed-tailor

@thesaintswraith

@frustrated-ginger

@unbrekker

@thatlantsovbastard

@brumdottir

@nadia-kir-bataar

@tamar-the-terrifyinggay

@leoni-hilli

@communal-father

Least

[corpsebitch]

It was f a t e

Lmao yeah but they're so wrong with that i didn't even know where to start

I-

oh my god cosmic alignment

but also what does that shower thought mean? oh wait, 10/10 equals 1

[corpsebitch]

😏😩💅

fmk jesper, david, nina

fuck @corpsebitch (been there done that oop)

marry @jesper-hendriks because i think we would be great roomies.

kill @i-know-metal (because he would figure out a way to be alive again somehow)

[corpsebitch]

Well. True that. Sign me up for the experiment

I wrote some pretty good ideas in the tags and can't bring them up

rank grishatube according to how much you’d want to perform experiments on them

Most:

@immilothegoat

@the-shadow-summoner

@corpsebitch

@baghraed

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm

@jesper-hendriks

@likecallstolight

@the-white-blade

@a-one-eyed-tailor

@thesaintswraith

@frustrated-ginger

@unbrekker

@thatlantsovbastard

@brumdottir

@nadia-kir-bataar

@tamar-the-terrifyinggay

@leoni-hilli

@communal-father

Least

[corpsebitch]

Damn right someone as awesome as me definitely needs to be studied

Hey no cutting up sankta tho...and why the hell milo

rank grishatube according to how much you’d want to perform experiments on them

Most:

@immilothegoat

@the-shadow-summoner

@corpsebitch

@baghraed

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm

@jesper-hendriks

@likecallstolight

@the-white-blade

@a-one-eyed-tailor

@thesaintswraith

@frustrated-ginger

@unbrekker

@thatlantsovbastard

@brumdottir

@nadia-kir-bataar

@tamar-the-terrifyinggay

@leoni-hilli

@communal-father

Least

[corpsebitch]

fmk nikolai, jesper, zoya but with reasoning

Look, these are some very bad options. Let's see what i can do with this.

Fuck Zoya? Because honestly Im not gonna fuck jesper (no offense, you're hot af but you're so much better with bomb boy) and Nikolai, despite being good, was just a phase. Not to mention Zoya, a former bitch, is a total hottie. 8/10 would like to fuck.

Marry Jesper? Jesper ion wanna kill you. Just that. Also you'd make a pathetic husband and i could create a lot of vines and memes and basically run my social media site totally on your 'husband fails', so that's like a super plus

Kill Nikolai. You're not really of any use to me (omg im turning into a kaz). We could be friends, tho. But i would also love to kill you. Kaz told me it would be super fun so

[corpsebitch]

did you really sleep with nikolai

Well yeah it kinda just happened, you know. Issokay i think nikolai is over it and has moved on to aleksander, i mean i've been so busy with uni and shit that i could not catch up on the latest ravkan drama but yeah ig you got it. It took a lot of effort, tho. Making the two realize how much they wanna lay each other

[corpsebitch]

Awww da if you ask me i might agree to cleaning up

Rank grishatube by how much you’d actually want them to bake with you

Okay okay.

Most.

@unbrekker — Because I need to share the family apple pie recipe with you.

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm — Would be very proficient at making lemon meringue pie!! The multitasking takes a lot of concentration and skill. I think you could pull it off.

@jesper-hendriks — We work fairly well as a team!! And he’s my son. We have experience of baking together.

@thesaintswraith — I just think you’d be good at baking honestly. And you’d be willing to try an unusual recipe, I think.

@frustrated-ginger — It’d be fun, but I think you’d be specific about measurements, whereas I’m a ‘pinch of this dash of that’ kinda guy, so it would create conflict.

@likecallstolight — We would both have a nice time but I’m worried you’d mix up salt and sugar. And all the different types of sugar. But it’d still be fun!! A* for effort!!!

@corpsebitch — You seem the type of person to not want to do the washing up after. Which is understandable, but washing up is a key part of the baking process :(

@seriously-shadow-man — Like Alina, you’d mix up the salt and sugar. But deliberately. You also wouldn’t want to do the washing up.

@immilothegoat — You have hooves, so there’s kind of an issue with how you’re going to bake. And you’re a goat. So.

Least.

[corpsebitch]

Im just having it for Inej being the bible app, you might want to hear what i walked into once

grishatube cym as apps (idk okay)

@i-know-metal as Settings (essential and underrated)

@communal-father as Hay Day (because farm)

@thatlantsovbastard as Zalora

@likecallstolight as… Flashlight

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm as Weather

@corpsebitch as Foodpanda

@jesper-hendriks as my abandoned Reading Plan app

@frustrated-ginger as Tower Madness Zero

@unbrekker as Brain Test

@thesaintswraith as Bible

@seriously-shadow-man as Qanvast (idk what it does and honestly I don’t care.)

[corpsebitch]

who's poppy?

Cast grishatube as different animals on your farm

see this is a good ask. Take note..

@unbrekker as Ramsay (the one Who broke my ankle!)

@thesaintswraith as Nancy

@jesper-hendriks as Peebles (Rest in Peace)

@frustrated-ginger as Bonaparte

@seriously-shadow-man as Brian

@dragon-lady-of-the-storm as Bluebell (She broke my nose. Twice. I love her)

@immilothegoat as Nibbles. A Goat.

@corpsebitch as Poppy

[corpsebitch]

OH SAINTS OH LORD YES WHY THE HELL NOT

why have you never invited me before

do you have all the acids so we can go boom? they don't have acids in ketterdam that go boom properly

i have to practice salt hydrolysis anyway

Fact: Lock-picking also involves science

It does not. Get out, Nina.

[corpsebitch]

yes yes yes it's like a ghost following us everywhere. keeping us where we are. it's like our own souls. i love ghosts and science.

Fact: Lock-picking also involves science

It does not. Get out, Nina.

[corpsebitch]

ikr!! it can't be avoided. it's beautiful. it's surrounding us. we're all trapped in it. with it. it's amazing

Fact: Lock-picking also involves science

It does not. Get out, Nina.

[corpsebitch]

IT IS KAZ. IT INVOLVES PHYSICS. YOUR JOB IS THAT OF SCIENCE. SO IS YOUR HOBBY. SCIENCE IS E V E R Y W H E R E. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT.

Fact: Lock-picking also involves science

It does not. Get out, Nina.

[corpsebitch]

<333

I may have a new tag for @unbrekker

[corpsebitch]

I may have a new tag for @unbrekker