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From when I was 18, if we exclude that it was various women, It’s been one hell of a 19 year long relationship!

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If everyone had high standards, who would all the strippers dance for?

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Still maintains to this day!

#makeamericawhiteagain

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My girlfriends’ dog died more than a week ago, I thought I’d cheer her up by getting an identical one, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me ‘what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!’

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When you don’t want people to have fun: Fall of the Thran + Invoke the Divine.

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My friend was always getting in touch with the dead... too bad they put him away for necrophilia..

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Rape jokes are never funny, and I say this as someone who has experienced rape. But after therapy and counseling, I'm proud to say I haven't raped anyone in months

Anonymous

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Pokémon puns, never get old.

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Oldie but a goodie <3

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There's a lot of talk saying Trump will just be a puppet to the Republican party, low key I'm just wondering how he's going to bring back slavery.

White Male

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I couldn't hit my kid like I do my wife, since my wife can't even take a beating.

White Male

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Let's stop having a useless discussion on trying.

Life

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I noticed almost every 90′s kid that has a tattoo, has a barcode tattoo. Like those never go out of style!

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Blue balls make a rapist

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When you think about it...