No hate because I love The Bear but in real life if my favorite local sub shop turned into a place where you pay $56 for three tortellini and a sea scallop I would be inconsolable.
me: oh haha that's crazy, acme is making condoms now? i feel like you buy a lot of stuff from them, they must ship really quickly. hey is there a hole in the wrapper on that one?
my wile e. coyote fictive gf who's been trying to babytrap me for months, struggling to leverage a rope behind her back connected to a system of pulleys which leads to an anvil suspended above the bed: no