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Not going to lie, a little annoyed all all the (virtually all USAmerican) people shocked and surprised about the explicit reactionary turn of various websites. Like, have we not been expecting this, have you not been paying attention? This was plainly the direction things have been going; did you all just, like, forget, magically, that the only reason the only reason such places 'accepted' LGBT people etc. in the first place is because it was, convenient? Profitable? Did you all just think that only applied to like, pride parades, slogans, and acrylic crap?

Even liberal leaders have begun (it started years ago, don't get me wrong,) to turn around on these things - to the extent that they ever even pretended otherwise. It was politically convenient, and now it isn't; exactly what we told you was always going to happen.

Are you going to actually do something about it, or are you going to turn around, again, and decide that all the monstrosity is Good once a democrat does it, again?

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It has come to my attention that this image is henerated using AI Images.

Because of this, I won’t ever post it again. I was going to post it tomorrow, but now I won’t

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Yes, do it, close the gap between Zionism and Nazism

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Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

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I’ve gathered that Surge kinda hates Sonic a lot and the reasons why. But what about Kit and Tails? Kit doesn’t seem to have the same anger that Surge is capable of. Is there still a rivalry between those two?

Oh, Kit has ISSUES. His reasons for hating Tails are a bit more complicated than Surge's reasons for hating Sonic, but they're pretty interesting in a messed up way.

So obviously Kit knows he's based on Tails. He's not stupid, and he's seen Starline's dev logs. Their first meeting was in issue 50, and Kit's mission was to distract Tails while Surge fought Sonic. Kit didn't know what to do without Surge, and Tails managed to calm him down and get in close, but Kit erupted when he mentioned Sonic.

After this, Tails stalled him until his water ran out, outsmarting him handily. In Kit's mind, this defeat positioned him as inferior to Tails, and it made Tails a liar, who acted nice just to trick him.

After Surge and Sonic's initial fight, Surge was presumed dead, and Kit didn't take that well. His obsession with being useful to Surge transferred into wanting to be useful to Sonic, regardless of his own wellbeing.

When Kit found out that Surge *was* alive, it was at the worst possible time, right after Sonic and Tails had teamed up to defeat her, making Kit think that they had lied to him.

All of this compounded with Kit's lack of self-worth, feelings of inferiority toward Tails, and need for someone to support, causing Kit to genuinely hate Tails from this point on.

After this, Kit is consistently gunning for Tails, wanting to take him out, take revenge for lying to him, and prove he's the better sidekick. Fighting Tails becomes one of his main motivations.

Though less outwardly aggressive, in a way, Kitsunami is even more unstable than Surge. Kit places a ton of value on his role of being "the smart one" and being useful, and he sees Tails as a better version of him, someone who is more smart and more useful than him, which needles his already awful self-worth. There's an obvious parallel with Surge and Sonic, but in a way it's even worse, since while Surge just wants to prove she's better, for Kit it comes from this NEED to be useful to someone.

Dude's messed up.

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Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

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Reprogramming Miku to like Yuri instead so she can become a tasteful girl

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an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

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can you execute raven publicly instead of adding him to strive please

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starting a collection

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your mutual just got called out for running a gnome gore side blog. they're logged into watchgremlinsdie.com looking at some nasty shit. posting pixies getting butchered by combine harvesters. why would you even associate with someone like that? are you fucked up in the head? you think thats funny? you think thats fucking funny?

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You keep rebloging all your drawings, what is going on?

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I really thought Drifter was going to start smooching the cat, and for a second I regretted friendzoning everyone

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Thinking about that Sonic X DC thing

Surge would hang out with Jason Todd

Both were hurt and traumatized because the hero refused to kill a villain, and they became violent and vengeful as a result

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reading the Book of Bobos

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I like how when doing a threat display, some owls will adopt an extremely wide-eyed, threatening facial expression

But some other owls won't change their expression at all, and will just be like "bro really c'mon i'm very big u really want some of this?"