Zoë -- Skeleton Lady -- computer whisperer -- 30-something years on this dying Earth -- Halifax, NS
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really liking this mod 🌸 (Anemoia)
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i could handle being a coin but not a dollar
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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'
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Addams Family Values 1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
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The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.
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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far
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Why the fuck did there used to be aquatic gargoyles in D&D
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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town
#i think sm64 on my cousin's n64#but it might have been a gameboy game on my dad's gameboy#probably either tetris or some crocodile pinball thing
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we need playing pretend now more than ever
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Oh bother and good grief and so on and so forth.
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shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'
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