cornishnasty

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i like piss like i like fried chicken., in my mgouth.

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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches

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find someone who looks at you the way I look at my phone when I’m taking pictures of myself

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Munchlax -- Masakazu Fukuda

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I must become an even bigger faggot these next four years. As is the way

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Inches magazine cover (March 1985).

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gift unwrapping

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good puppy.... gooooood puppyyyyyy.... you wanna cum?? puppy wanna cum?? then puppy gotta earn it (camera pans to a large stack of communist literature) i'll be back in three hours, if i hear a single whine then i'm bringing the hose with me

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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I went to an exhibition on the history of migration and colonial rhetoric in Australia and it really helped me to pinpoint my exact issue with the way non-Australians (and. tbh. some aussies) talk about this country

this map is a piece of propaganda from 1921. honestly what shocked me about it was how little of Australia is marked out as “uninhabited”. I have seen maps shared around on this website that basically mark out the entirety of non-coastal Australia as “empty”. fucking colonialists from 1921 were more generous than some of you

the history of colonial Australia is a history of “taming the untameable land”. this has been reinforced through narratives that this country is:

inherently dangerous

uninhabitable

empty

this rhetoric survives in both the way Australia is imagined by non-Australians and in the self-image of Australia. the (white) aussie battler conquers the unconquerable. the outback is imagined as a post-apocalyptic hellscape. our fauna is categorised as uniquely hellish and unwieldy. so when non-Australians make joke after joke about how scared they are of this place. well you can imagine why it fills me with the kind of rage that can only be generated by the understanding that You Are Reinforcing Colonialism

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onestop.mid

??? - onestop.mid

schizorella: “You might already know, but this is a midi file found in Windows operating systems in the C:\Windows\Media folder.  People say it was used as a test file but I don’t think anyone really knows why it’s there. Nevertheless, it’s awesome!!!”

Mysterious!!!

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That blue-green gay men flag is still so embarrassing to me. “It’s for the unique issues gay men face” girl i don’t think there’s issues gay men face that don’t hit lesbians or trans women harder. Not to mention it’s just a hue shifted lesbian flag like you really just copied someone else’s homework

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"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

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they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed