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Thank you! 🔆💛⭐️

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Oneshot that’s another Well-Made Win parody but in this one Billy actually dies to Alex. Thanks to some very thorough scouring by his shadow lackeys, Alex manages to locate the original human body of Billy. Alex, of course, stores this body for DNA consumption and portions it throughout the weeks so that it doesn’t run out — same method that he did with the corpse of Realex.

Using this new body, he gets to enjoy the thrill of being someone else again. Not only that, if he’s extra clever and careful he could bring back St. Alex College and continue his old black market plan — and maybe even get some revenge on that dastardly Olivia… Now, Alex hasn’t actually run out of Realex DNA. When he was stuck in the Alex Dimension there was no point in consuming it, so there’s just a giant pile of Realex waiting to be consumed. As you may know, Billy is a disease-riddled child, but Faklex has control over the DNA he absorbs. Using his knowledge on human biology, he manages to combine a small very specific portion of Realex’s DNA to nullify Billy’s disease genetics.

If you want to get really nerdy: Somehow he ceated an amino acid inside of himself which targets the disease-vulnerable cell and prevents it from reproducing.

Living as the new Billy is great, because people love Billy so it’s really easy to lie and charm everyone — poetically, this is not far from how the original Billy lived. He gets funding for projects and can basically do whatever he wants with it, granted that he keeps people happy by delivering on normal projects that the real Billy would’ve done. But once he’s done with those, he goes off to do his… Personal projects (ex. getting the St. Alex College back into good condition, visiting original Billy’s body).

He keeps Billy’s body in a metal box, btw. Yes, he used Billy’s own tools, materials, and skills to build that box himself, it’s really messed up.

Nobody really notices that the new Billy is a faker. Afterall, the robot husk that housed Billy’s mind is supposed to look human anyway.

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PLEASE READ!!

Hi, my name is now “Cornbread/コーンブレッド /Корнбрэд” not “Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд” anymore. I’m sorry, guys. If you see me add “818” then that’s my signature, but it’s not important, I just put it there because someone else took my name already.

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refueling your car is crazy.

like, at no point do you actually see the gasoline. you’ve just got to trust the system.

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Funfact: “Bobo” means “Stupid Fuck” in Tagalog (a language in Philippines). So whenever I see Bob’s name I keep laughing because it looks like bobo.

This is a curiosity that I will add to my list of stupid things to do. 🤭

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I have some suggestions…

There’s probably a really clever play-on-words I could do here, but I couldn’t think of any. This ship is really funny to me, literally the only reason this ship exists was because if Beershine happened we wouldn’t be able to get CrazyJoke or Incredibilly — yes, I made up that shipname on the spot; yes, I’m very proud of it; yes, it’s supposed to be play-on-words with “Incredible.”

It’s really stupid right now, but I’m sure if I thought about these two very deeply I would become attatched to them.

I don’t think about them too deeply, but I can tell that they would have a much healthier relationship than Beershine…

STUPID FUCKING YAOI RAGGHHHHH💥💥💥💥💥

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Y’know… If I was Billy, I too would enter a chronic depression that resulted in me building a robot of my dead girlfriend. Like dude, how do you fumble a gorgeous autistic redhead? What the hell, man.

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For @maryvioletique7708 who suggested this song. I have opinions regarding this idea but… I think I have said everything I wanted to in this picture… Minus the part where I psycho-analyse how and why these affections fit Beershine, but that’s for another day. I add more drawings under the cut.

⚠️ Suggestive, Sexy

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I believe Bob and Gonzalo are brothers, can you imagine them as children? 🫣

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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I just downloaded Instagram and Blueksy and I’m so intimidated, DUDE… I’m thinking of turning my Tumblr acc. into my personal account where I post whatever, but then my Insta and Bsky are where I’m alot more cleaner with my publishing schedule 🤔 like… Idk, I guess I want it to be more organised. Which does mean I will post slower on Bsky and Insta, since I have to think more deeply. But eh, that’s why I have Tumblr now. Tumblr is my public journal.

Tangetially related: I find it SO funny that Bluesky has ZERO BBAU fans — with the exception of ABiBaZ, AEwVS, Harryboi’s Basics, Michael’s Basics. Man… Am I really gonna be the first BBAU guy there… No way…

I really feel bad though for my Twitter account. I feel like I’m putting a relative on hospice. I’m putting my dog down, bruh. It’s got chronic “Fandom Extinction” disease. Note: I’m NOT deleting my Twitter. I’m simply abandoning it cause idk what to do with it anymore, lol. I’ll probably still post stuff there though…

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Seeing Billy and Joe made me hear things….

The thing in question: __

Mary, I really like your idea but please know that in my attempt to entertain it I have shot myself in the foot.

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How do we feel about the Joe fit…

NAH MAN WHAT THE FLIP?!?!?!?!?!?!

oml......... I'm too astonished to say anything and I don't mean that in a bad way at all......

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@radicalguy4 Good morning, Ballex fandom, population: 2 people.

might be drawing yaoi for the first time

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BBAU fans are like an endagered species. There is 5 of us, we are like a really strange after school club.

We are cavemen, we only know how to make fires and kill wild boars with stones 🫦💕

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I really feel bad though for my Twitter account. I feel like I’m putting a relative on hospice. I’m putting my dog down, bruh. It’s got chronic “Fandom Extinction” disease. Note: I’m NOT deleting my Twitter. I’m simply abandoning it cause idk what to do with it anymore, lol. I’ll probably still post stuff there though…

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When Billy’s Son gets older she would definitely go into a depression because of her illness + internal problems, and then start to self-isolate. Then somehow when she comes out of that self-isolation period, she’s coming out with a hyperfixation on Big Brother, and she WILL explain to you the social nuances of how Jun the Floater won.