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i’ve found a couple of psds that work nicely on the saw caps. some of them i’ve had to tweak a smidge, but i got this. it’s nice and clean and i like it.

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I’ve been away for a few days on vacation, but now I’m BAAACK and ready to finish things so that I can get this blog rockin’ and rollin’.

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(  *  &.  –  SHANE MADEJ SENTENCE STARTERS.

literally just a bunch of bullshit shane madej from buzzfeed unsolved has said throughout multiple videos.  enjoy !

‘  that’s insufferable. i love it.  ’

‘  they look like someone just accidentally coughed some eyebrows onto his forehead.  ’

‘  i’m ready for death. that’s what makes me me.  ’

‘  i’m ready, every room we walk into, to die.  ’

‘  do you think he pooped himself?  ’

‘  it’s very disrespectful, but it’s human.  ’

‘  i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts.  ’

‘  hey ghouls! the boys are here!  ’

‘  hey there demons. it’s me, ya boy.  ’

‘  you know what… let it be a mystery.  ’

‘  if you don’t like it, you can kiss my apple taters.  ’

‘  i have run the permutations through my little computer and all of them say ‘you are fucked.’  ’

‘  oh, it’s fine if people die on christmas eve.  ’

‘  what, you’ve never stabbed a guy in the heart and pushed him into the ocean?  ’

‘  i might be more scared of puppies than i am of snakes.  ’

‘  i look like a weirdo by today’s standards, but that’s okay. i feel the sexiest i’ve ever felt.  ’

‘  oh, things are going tits-up.  ’

‘  yes, i am floppy, but that’s neither here nor there.  ’

‘  everything else you have is shit.  ’

‘  i’m not gonna gloat here cause at a certain point i just feel bad for you.  ’

‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’

‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’

‘  i knew it, i’m a slime guy!  ’

‘  i’m not saying i’m right about everything, i just feel like i often am right about a lot of things.  ’

‘  no, no, no, no, no.  ’

‘  no, i just want to talk to the demons.  ’

‘  i’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost.  ’

‘  i think this demon’s a wimp!  ’

‘  rock and roll, buckeroo!  ’

‘  hey, look… steal from the rich. do it!  ’

‘  can i go into work looking like this? no. this is trash.  ’

‘  i think your tummy’s got a demon.  ’

‘  i took an improv comedy class once. because i’m a white guy.  ’

‘  i’m sad and kinda delirious.  ’

‘  hey, you demon fuck!  ’

‘  i think ben franklin might have been involved in some weird sex parties.  ’

‘  it’s a nice sunset, enjoy it. it’s the last one you’re ever going to see.  ’

‘  it’s like satan’s cement butthole.  ’

‘  time’s a tickin’, show up and murder us.  ’

‘  yeah, you know, i like to keep you entertained.  ’

‘  oh shit, yeah, what about that, idiot?  ’

‘  i bet i could squeeze an apple until it exploded.  ’

‘  i’m not trying to do that whole dismiss it thing, but… i’m dismissing it.  ’

‘  shadows do tend to follow you, though… that’s sort of how they work.  ’

‘  i’m taking a selfie with some demons, yo!  ’

‘  ghost 101: one, knock book of shelf. two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of the hallway. three… sheets.  ’

‘  we’re here for the cult stuff! we saw the ad on craigslist.  ’

‘  i’m ghost proof, baby!  ’

‘  honey, we gotta jazz it!  ’

‘  whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect this demon.  ’

‘  i’m gonna close the door and leave.  ’

‘  if you’re possessed, we’re not taking you home.  ’

‘  i worked very hard to be this tall!  ’

‘  once again not a single scratch on me, so that’s disappointing.  ’

‘  i think they would’ve been down to clown.  ’

‘  ever since then, i’ve been kind of terrified of avocados.   ’

‘  see this guys ass, by the way?  ’

‘  i’ll kill you if you touch my dog.  ’

‘  i don’t want to be a ghost hunter! this is all bullshit!  ’

‘  i don’t want you to have like a full mental break. maybe close. close would be good.  ’

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*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

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*: ･ﾟ✧   black butler season one episode one starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

“ think carefully.”

“ should you reject the fate even this once, the gates of paradise will forever be out of your reach.”

“ do you think one who was among the faithful would ever go so far as to summon someone like you?”

“ i’ll ask but once more. do you wish to form a contract with me?”

“ i do.”

“ now stop asking these tedious questions.”

“ let me know if we have a deal.”

“ it is time for you to wake up.”

“ which dish would you care for this morning?”

“ i know the smell. is this tea earl grey?”

“ well thrown.”

“ even so, let’s save the games for later.”

“ yes, i suppose you’re right.”

“ ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OOOW! what was that for? what did i do?”

“ i don’t need to justify my actions.”

“ there you are!”

“ shouldn’t you be preparing for tonight’s dinner?”

“ well, i suppose you’re alright as you are.”

“ we have no time for thumb-twiddling this morning. so get to work!”

“ simply hopeless.”

“ still so much to do, and you call me now…”

“ alright, then this is our chance.”

“ oh, that’s a good idea!”

“ it’s settled then, we got a plan of attack.”

“ let’s get to it!”

“ you shouldn’t eat now. you don’t want to spoil your appetite for dinner.”

“ i don’t care about that.”

“ i’m sorry, sir.”

“ pfft, fine then.”

“ and i am head of the house now.”

“ consider it done.”

“ now… how exactly did this happen?”

“ there was a lot of meat to be cooked for dinner and it was gonna take a lot of time, so… i used me flamethrower.”

“ wahhh, i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to!”

“ calm down. perhaps you should try to take a page out of __’s book and start behaving.”

“ listen closely and do exactly as i say, understand?”

“ we must be quick about this.”

“ we might save this night yet.”

“ whoa! how impressive.”

“ hello. welcome, sir..”

“ truly an elegant garden.”

“ allow me to escort you inside until the meal is ready.”

“ i cannot wait to see what else is in store.”

“ we actually did it.”

“ naturally, we were able to handle this.”

“ there’s still work to be done.”

“ let’s take care of it.”

“ look sharp now.”

“ what terrible luck.”

“ go on. it’s your turn.”

“ is there no way for me to restore my leg?”

“ i’m afraid once something is truly lost, that one can never get it back again.”

“ how’s it going?”

“ i’m doing it like you said to.”

“ this really what you want?”

“ yes, that looks excellent.”

“ oh, honestly.”

“ how many times have i told you not to run inside the manor?”

“ i’m so sorry, sir. my glasses cracked and i can’t see a thing.”

“ splendid work. but now i believe you can leave the rest of it to me and relax for a bit.”

“ oooh, that’s serious.”

“ pardon the interruption, but dinner is served.”

“ oh, is there any real need to finish this? it’s obvious i’m going to lose.”

“ i’m not in a habit of abandoning games half-way through.”

“ how childish.”

“ sometimes it takes a child’s eyes to see what’s really important.”

“ it’s a true gift.”

“ it certainly impresses me.”

“ a pile of raw beef? and this is dinner?”

“ you saved the day.”

“ why are you just standing there?”

“ is it just me or is __ acting real strange?”

“ i can’t take it.”

“ don’t look at me that way!”

“ stop it! can’t you see you’re spilling the wine?”

“ think nothing of it.”

“ please accept my apologies.”

“ i am simply one hell of a butler.”

“ i do have a pressing appointment. perhaps another time?”

“ children can be very demanding about their games.”

“ surely, you wouldn’t want me to get upset?”

“ i brought some tea for you.”

“ i’ll be right back.”

“ what is this? it smells terribly weak.”

“ this particular selection is not to your liking?”

“ no, it is not. i don’t like it at all.”

“ i’m tired of babysitting this child.”

“ please. it’s only a child.”

“ impossible. i’m seeing things.”

“ no, that’s ridiculous.”

“ this manor is like a giant maze.”

“ s-s-stay - stay away from me!”

“ ughhh, how embarrassing. i really messed up this time.”

“ are you alright?”

“ your leg- it’s twisted ‘round. what happened to it?”

“ come back?”

“ surely you aren’t leaving yet?”

“ you’ve lost a leg, remember?”

“ why not relax a bit and make yourself at home?”

“ damn. it’s too dark.”

“ damn. these are really tight quarters.”

“ what’s this? smells like sugar.”

“ what an impatient guest we have. you couldn’t even restrain yourself until the dessert was out of the oven.”

“ the- the oven?! open up…! please, open the doors!”

“ i find them all quite tasty.”

“ what was that? someone screaming?”

“ what an unattractive scream.”

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Listen I am aware canon exists like … I can see it. I just don’t…. como se dice…. give a shit. 

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northernroleplayer:

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR

if I follow you, it means I enjoy your character/writing but it doesn’t always mean we have to rp if you’re selective or if you have no interest. that is totally okay. i just like reading your stuff because you’re amazing.

BUT

if you want to rp, pls say something to me because i’m a literal dumbass and will just stalk you with the assumption you’re too good for me and wont ever approach.

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does anyone have any recommendations for psds that work decently well with the saw movie caps? i need to color icons for hoffman, amanda, daniel, and lawrence. i’d prefer free psds because paying for public use psds doesn’t sit well with me. i will, however, pay for personalized psds that are made specifically for my needs and are for my use alone. 

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The blog is coming along nicely. I’ve been working on sorting through and making icons of the Saw characters. It’s slow going, but I’m getting there. Probably not going to try to get things really going on here until after my vacation since I’ll be out of town for three days with no laptop.

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