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Thirteen + coatless

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me: be a normal imagine account

other me: stalk all of your followers and never post 🤷🏻‍♀️

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kind of tempted to leave a review every time i go through someone’s ff.net/ao3 and reread everything but i also dont want to freak people out with the wave of emails

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I know you just posted part 3 of whoops ( it’s REALLY good btw thank you sm for blessing us with it) but are you gonna turn it into a series bc that would be very much appreciated!!

hi! thank you so much! i am going to do as best as i can but i've been very busy! if anyone has any ideas or theories as to where its going, let me know!

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Are you ever gonna make a whoops part 3? I think it was good and you should make it a series

😉

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whoops (p3) (david dobrik imagine)

surprise! may have forgotten how to do this but wish me luck.

David cried like he remembered something long since forgotten, but not enough to appear week. You heard someone mumble that the police were on their way and you immediately remembered who you were. You weren't the pretty damsel David was here to save. Your boyfriend always said that he had connections, he'd find some way to ruin this. "Thank you." You whispered to David, before quietly shuffle to where the others were holding your abuser. "Y/N? What are you doing?" You heard Natalie ask, and waved to calm her. "It's ok, he just... gets a little angry sometimes." You heard sirens and remembered the police station being so close. You expected Dom to bolt by now, but he was dutifully holding a man to the wall with one hand, and motioning for you to get back with the other. You moved to push your protectors away when David grabbed your wrist. You hadn't even noticed him stand. There was blood on his shirt. You hated that you knew how to get it out. The police opened the door, and Natalie went to explain the situation as you silently watched them cuff your boyfriend. David was staring at you like he had something to say, but you realized he was just doing it to buy them enough time to take your boyfriend away before you began another lie.

About thirty minutes ago, you became single. You became free. Now you were in the bathroom at a stranger's house, cleaning blood off a boy you haven't seen in years, who saved you. You had a warm towel, and was dabbing blood from his face. It felt amazing to take off your sweater in a warm room, but now David was inspecting every scar and bruise on your body that was visible in your tank top. He'd flip if you showed him your ribcage. But he looked so beautiful staring at you. No one had ever stared at you this way.

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Pls send pictures of David at his party he look cute thanks

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I showed this to my dad because he when talking about Joseph, from the Evil Within, he said "he shouldn't be such a girl about it" when Sebastian saved him from the bathtub in Chapter 5 and he needed Sebastian to heal him.

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

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What does tbw mean? Sorry I’m an idiot bahahah

No, you’re not, I just realized that everyone might not know! It means to be written, and it’s basically my writing to-do list. Thanks for making me clarify lol

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is this where we submit requests?

Hello! Yes, you've found it. Also, as a general psa, I'm going to accept all the requests in my inbox and finish up my tbw tonight!

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Hey girlyyy are you gonna be posting any imagines tonight?💕💕

Hey hun this wasn't asked for tonight but I am posting imagines tonight. ( July 13 ) Send your requests in now if you have one!

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I would let David Julian Dobrikova stab me for a .1% chance of him looking at me

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baby boy, sweet summer child, love of my life, that is not how you hold a fucking cup

KICKBACK

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um hi, so in Phil's recent ig post, are those Dan's ii jeans?

...im shook

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Plans to fly a giant inflatable figure depicting Donald Trump as a baby over London during the US president’s visit have been approved.

Mr Trump is due to meet Theresa May at 10 Downing Street next Friday.

Campaigners raised almost £18,000 for the helium-filled six-metre high figure, which they said reflects Mr Trump’s character as an “angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands”.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan gave permission for the balloon to fly.

The White House has been approached for comment.

On Twitter former UKIP leader Nigel Farage said the plan was “the biggest insult to a sitting US President ever”.

Leo Murray, who is behind the crowdfunded idea, said: “[Mr Trump] really seems to hate it when people make fun of him.

“So when he visits the UK on Friday, we want to make sure he knows that all of Britain is looking down on him and laughing at him.

“That’s why a group of us have chipped in and raised enough money to have a six-metre high blimp made by a professional inflatables company, to be flown in the skies over Parliament Square during Trump’s visit.”

A statement on behalf of the London mayor said he “supports the right to peaceful protest and understands that this can take many different forms”.

After meeting with the organisers of the Trump Baby, Mr Khan’s city operations team gave them permission to “use Parliament Square Garden as a grounding point for the blimp”.

Mr Khan and Mr Trump have repeatedly clashed on Twitter, including in the aftermath of the London Bridge attack.

Before the figure can take off, campaigners will also need permission from the National Air Traffic Service (NATS) as the project constitutes a “non-standard flight in controlled airspace”, a spokesperson said.

Because Parliament Square sits within restricted airspace, additional approvals are also needed from the Metropolitan Police.

Max Wakefield, who is one of the people working on the project, said the group is “confident it will obtain all necessary permits”.

He said the initial crowdfunding target was just £1,000, but this was reached within 24 hours.

The extra cash will now be used to send the balloon on a “world tour” and “haunt” Mr Trump wherever he goes, he added.

The Met has been approached for a comment.

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Um, so, you're amazing! Whoops is so good! I absolutely love your writing please never stop ❤️

This is so nice. I know you didn’t ask but I’m currently writing a book of my own and this is such great motivation! ❤️❤️❤️

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Could you write an Alex Ernst imagine where the reader is toddy’s sister and she’s scared to tell him they’re dating bc he was friends with Alex first and it breaks some sort of bro/sis code and Alex kind of feels the same bc of bro code but Todd already knows bc they’re terrible liars and he’s not happy but not mad I guess lol.. I’m gonna close my fat ass mouth now bc that request was long and extra for no reason lmaooo. Btw ur my fav writer atm🖤🖤🖤

Alrighty! You’re so nice, and don’t ever restrict your requests. You can send me a whole manuscript if you want! Have an amazing July!