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depression creature

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bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

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who wanna come over and clap when bad things happen in horror movies with me

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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ℂ𝔼𝔸𝕊𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝕎𝔸𝕋ℂℍ𝔼ℝ, 𝕋𝕌ℝℕ 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝔾𝔸ℤ𝔼 𝕌ℙ𝕆ℕ 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕎ℝ𝔼𝕋ℂℍ𝔼𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾.

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me after hearing the archive 81 news

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i love spoilers. will literally read the entire wiki page idgaf

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Jesse Armstrong also really tapped into like. It doesn’t matter how old you are or how old your parents are. We are always children to our parents. And they are always larger than life to us. And it never goes away. It never goes away.

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i hope matthew macfadyen knows he's slaying abdolute penis and i'd kill for him to win that emmy

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i have to eat him

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literally the best part

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collecting pathetic, mentally-ill, middle-aged, poor little meow-meow men like my grandfather collects stamps.

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jesse armstrong was like im going to distill the purest most locally farmed essence of highly gendered emotional abuse from your mother which is wildly different from the highly gendered emotional abuse from your father, but which contributes the second hidden dvd extra part of the puzzle to explain your failure to become a fully formed human being. hope this helps

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what an ultimate flex it would be if kendall accepted the buyout and just… left. like he left and became involved with his kids and invested his money wisely and just fucked around being an eccentric billionaire, like he just screws around and invests in startups sometimes when he’s feeling brave and he stays with Naomi or he and Rava become close in a platonic way and he just gets to exist and be away from his father, untethered unbothered and carefree. his siblings would see there’s another way of life… oh to imagine kendall just taking his kids on vacation and silencing his phone xoxo