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me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

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saw a post saying “dont beg men to love you” and thats absolutely true but i have an addition i dont want to add to the post and Derail. but dont beg ANYONE to love you. im serious. not just romantically. not parents, friends, family, and especially not significant others. if you find yourself having to beg for scraps of love its time to pack it up and move on. 

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my mom works at a daycare and this is on the wall of her room with no context

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“did you just pause the bee movie to have discourse about the bee movie”

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I’m thinking about him again…

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me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

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This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

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a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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That fuckin smile at the end

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